(Sigh) And another, how I love Roy Ed yaoi Thankyou for all your wonderful reviews!
Peanut Butter
Everyone was on holiday, good for some people, not so good for Edward, who insisted he was getting leads for the whereabouts' of the philosopher's stone. Roy, however, knew this was a load of codswallop, so there they were now, at the beach, Winry and Riza in the water, Havoc and Al buying ice creams, and Roy and Ed relaxing on the sand.
Roy sighed contently, head on his arms and lying on his stomach. Ed sat next to him, legs crossed and scratching notes into a small workbook, which Roy suddenly grabbed and flung into the ocean.
"HEY!" Ed yelled, glaring at the other.
Roy opened one eye lazily.
"Where on vacation Hagane, for a reason. NO PAPERWORK!" Roy cheered, chucking his arms in the air victoriously, while Riza glared at him from where she was holding an oversized beach ball.
"Now make yourself useful and but some sun cream on my back, I hate getting sunburnt"
Ed grumbled in annoyance, but then a smirk plastered his face.
Two hours later...
Roy yawned and woke up; everyone was packing up and heading back to the villa they were staying at.
Winry walked up to him, a nervous blush on her face.
"U-Um, Mr Mustang sir? Y-You have, on your back, well..."
Roy sat up, alarmed. He placed a hand on his shoulder, and when he drew it back, he found it was coated in-
"PEANUT BUTTER?"
The sound of evil laughter came from the grass behind the beach, and Roy turned to see Ed grinning evilly while shaking a jar of Peanut Butter suggestively in his hand.
"HAGAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The moral of this story is, never give an Elric a vacation, especially when he was the one assigned to bring the spreads.