Chapter 4 – Attention Big Fans of Universe! Super Fantastic Mission To Invade Unknown Facility 11 Followed By Incredible Action Inspection of Crazy Number 12 Facility! No One Dies, But Action to Maximum Are You Ready For Supreme Excitement Explosion! Why Japanese Use Long Titles Me Not Know

Kakashi hastily tried to change the subject.

"Now folks…we have a mission at hand. I'll be the temporary holder of these illicit pornographic documents."

"Over my fat, frog-smelling dead body," muttered Jiraiya.

Sakura yanked the papers out of their hands and tore them to shreds.

"THERE…I hope you're all happy, cos I know your privates AREN'T."

The men stared at the scene, aghast.

"Sakura!" boomed Jiraiya angrily. "This immature act deserves severe consequences! Head for my motel room at once with a see-through skirt and three beers - here's my room key…"

"No way! We're going to accomplish this mission as we were told!"

"Who gave us this mission by the way, Kakashi?" asked Kiba.

"If I remember correctly, it was direct from the Hokage's office. I'm sure you've all been briefed."

Everyone nodded their heads except Lee.

"Uh, I was sidetracked by some personal issues, Kakashi-san."

"More like self-pleasure issues," Sakura snorted.

"Then I'm only going to repeat this once," sighed Kakashi. "Straight from the office":

To Jiraiya-Sannin,Hatake Kakashi, Hyuuga Neji, Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, Rock Lee, and Uzumaki Naruto:

You have been ordered to inspect two warehouses, Facility 11 and Facility 12, in close proximity to the Hidden Village of Sand. As the current Kazekage is still recovering in the hospital with the village's best ninja at his side, their scout and reconnaisance forces are limited. The Sand have agreed to allow us access to these two facilities, placed about 85 miles southeast of their village in a large oasis. Word has it that they are producing illegal weapons against the Sand in need of immediate removal. Unconfirmed reports indicate the compound is led by one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist. Mission success will result in 50,000 per ninja, and free Ichiraku coupons.

This mission has been rated A. Good luck.

"Ooo, Dattebayo!" Naruto grinned. "More free ramen, that's the next best thing to being NEKID!"

"Just how long can you last on that stuff, Naruto?" laughed Kiba. Akamaru barked in agreement.

"What, nekid boobies?"

Kiba smacked his forehead.

"Class A, huh?" Neji smirked confidently. "With all these skilled ninja, it'll be a cakewalk."

"Hmm…Class A opponents are always a hassle, eh Kakashi?"

The copy ninja nodded. "Always, Jiraiya-sannin."

"Oh please," laughed Naruto. "Whether it be learning Rasengan or getting laid by Sakura, it's just another easy step in my quest to become Hokage!"

Sakura punched him in the face again. "If only I had a nickel everytime I heard that…"

Next Chapter: Objective Sighted! A Ninja's Plan!

Rasengan – Naruto's "Great Sphere" technique, learned from Jiraiya

Sannin – A title honoring the three genius ninja of Konoha