Welcome one and all. I have great news. Today the Shaman King gang and the Naruto gang will join up and become rock stars. They call themselves the DOPES. There are many reasons for this. You'll have to read how this happens.

I don't own Shaman King or Naruto.

BONUS CHAPTER #1

It was a normal day when Yoh Asakura wet himself because he saw a nickel on a flower. It was because the nickel was green and the flower was silver.

Later…

Naruto and Yoh had been invited to the battle of the bands contest.

Yoh and Naruto could tell that they couldn't win so they went to their last resort TEAM WORK.

"Okay Naruto we only have 30 minutes to come up with a song to sing" said Yoh.

"Yes we must come up with something good to make us win" said Naruto.

10 minutes later…

"Okay so we have the whole thing planned out" said Yoh.

"Here are the electric guitarists Sakura and Anna, Drummer Sasuke, Electric Piano Zeke, DJ Kakashi, Lights Morty and finally the singers will be me and Yoh" said Naruto.

"Okay people just play these notes and we'll be shoe ins for that trophy" said Yoh.

Everyone had their Sheet music and it was time to start…

20 minutes later…

"And our next contestants The Dopes" said the announcer.

Yoh and Naruto grabbed the microphones and started to Sing.

"I'm really special because there's only one of me

Look at my smile I'm so damn happy that people will yell at me

When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing a song

It cheers me and shows me that I won't be suffered long

Oh, oh, oh, oh,

I'm so happy I can barely breath

Puppy dogs, sugar frogs, kittens, baby teeth

Watch out all you mothers I'm happy as hard core

Happy as a coupon for a twenty-dollar whore hu, hu, hu, hu,

I'm really happy I'm sugar coated me

Happy, good, angry bad, that's my philosophy" sang both kinda fast but not like fast, fast kinda of like a cross between normal and fast.

"I can't do this man I'm not happy" said Yoh.

"I'm really special because there's only one of me

Look at my smile I'm so damn happy that people will yell at me

These are my left handles and this is my spout

but if you tip me over then mamma said knock you out

I'm special I'm happy I'm gonna leave

Welcome to my happy and get your shit and leave

I'm happy I'm good I'm… I'm outta here

…Screw you" sang both kinda fast but not like fast, fast kinda of like a cross between normal and fast.

The audience clapped for 2 weeks and that's how they one the trophy and how I got to tell you this story.

Song created by Sifl and Olly.

I got the songs lyrics by listening to this song so many times I remembered every word.