Um...well...I suppose there's no excuse this time O.O I just have nothing better to do than write yaoi drabbles, so sue me.
Habit
When it came to the subjects of habits, Roy reasoned with himself that he was fairly considerate with the habits concerned.
When Ed hogged the bed, Roy just smiled and shook his head softly, because that was a habit, and Ed couldn't help it.
When Hawkeye brought in stack after stack of paperwork, Roy just sighed and shook his head softly, because that was a habit, and Hawkeye couldn't help it.
But THIS.
Roy walked into the room just as the phone rang, and coincidentally enough, Ed was sitting next to it with a book propped up on his knee. So when he answered it, Roy caught the whole conversation.
"Hello?"
"Oh, you're looking for Roy?"
"I'm allowed to call him that, he's my boyfriend"
Roy's eyes widened, and made 'shooing' motions with his hands at Edward, who blatantly ignore him.
"Yes, we love each other, why?"
"Well he's going out with ME, bitch!" Edward blinked and put the receiver back down.
"How many times do I have to tell you, our relationship is a secret Ed? Who was that anyway?" Roy asked, twitching with embarrassment.
Edward shrugged nonchalantly.
"Some girl named Jessica, figured she was one of your old...acquaintances, so I put her in her place" He gave a possessive smirk at that, but it turned into a look of horror as Roy shrieked-
"SHIT! That was the lady from the press! I was going to do an interview with her about my job and she was MEANT TO CALL BACK!"
There was a horrified silence.
"Oh..." Edward said finally.
"Oops?"
Roy twitched.
"Oops? OOPS? Why did you say we were a couple without even seeing who it was?" He yelled, and Ed winced with a nervous smile on his face.
"Er...it's a habit?"
Roy's eye twitched and he strode out of the room blushing furiously, slamming the door behind him.
To hell with considerate, if anyone even mentions the word 'habit' around him one more time, he'll fire their ass up.