Chapter 8 – Old Rivals Clash! Neji's New Super Ultimate Technique!
"JIRAIYA! WE MEET AGAIN, AND FOR THE LAST TIME!"
The Sannin leapt into the charred desert battleground.
"That you are correct on, old friend. Let us fight man to man, like we always have!"
"LIAR! YOU HAVE ALWAYS USED THAT DAMN FREEBASING FROG TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK!"
"Say what?…Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" In seconds, an enormous toad with a blue robe and pipe appeared behind Jiraiya. He yawned and took a step back. "Okay Gamabunta, I'll give you more Sake and cocaine once you beat him, I'll be taking a nap, good luck."
The toad turned around and shot him a sleepy look.
"Jiraiya-mon, that ain't gonna fly wit me mon, I feel like hazy mon, gimme a couple dem mystery brownies an' I sees what I can do, pretty white boy-"
The giant toad mumbled some more slurred words, raised one foot…and then promptly crashed to the ground with a huge THUD
"Huh?" Jiraiya scratched his chin. "Oh right, right…another toad ODing, huh? Better take it easy on the drugs next time – Kai!"
The frog vanished in a wisp of smoke. Suddenly, Itadari charged Jiraiya.
"NOW I SHALL FINALLY GET MY REVENGE FOR WHAT YOU DID!"
"Hold up, what did he do?" asked Naruto fervently.
The giant swordsman stopped and stared him down. "HE WAS THE ONE…WHO TURNED MY PRECIOUS AKINORI AGAINST ME!"
Jiraiya snorted.
"Come on, all I did was ask him to look up 'pedophilia' in the dictionary."
"AND THEN HE TRIED TO KILL ME! I WAS FORCED TO BEHEAD MY BELOVED APPRENTICE!"
"I wouldn't exactly call a kid who served you tea and ricecakes in his underwear an apprentice."
"FOOLISH OLD HERMIT, I SHALL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF FOR THOSE WORDS!"
"You would die before your stroke fell!" yelled Neji, getting in the way.
"No, Neji!" Kakashi shouted. "His chakra concentration is in the sword, not his bod-"
"I'm going to finish this troll right now with my new Hyuuga clan ultimate technique. It will be over soon – this is my destiny!"
Lee gasped. "Not that technique, Neji-kun!"
"HAHA, PHYSICAL ATTACKS ARE USELESS, MISSING-IRIS BOY!"
A large yin-yang circle suddenly formed under Neji.
"Hakke…Ichiorukujuuhachisou! (Eight Divination Signs, One Hundred Million Palms of the Hand)"
Next Chapter – Itadari's One Weakness! The Future Hokage Saves the Day…Again!
Kuchiyose no Jutsu – The summoning technique. Jiraiya's specialty is toads
Kai – "Cancel" technique