Chapter 9 – Itadari's One Weakness! The Future Hokage Saves the Day…Again!
"No, Neji!" Kakashi shouted. "His chakra concentration is in the sword, not his bod-"
"Hakke…Ichiorukujuuhachisou! (Eight Divination Signs, One Hundred Million Palms of the Hand)"
2 hours later…
"24,544 strikes! 24,545 strikes! 24,546 strikes! Feel the BURN!"
Naruto yawned as everyone watched Neji literally tickle the hell out of an amused Itadari.
"Yo Lee," asked Kiba. "I thought everytime Neji did a round of palm strikes, he doubled the number."
Lee shook his head.
"He thought it would be cooler to show off by doing one strike at a time. I admit he's pretty good, but I honestly don't get this." He stood up and walked over to Neji's swirling form. "Sorry Neji…Konoha Senpuu!"
Neji fell to the ground and rubbed his chest. "I almost had him, Lee!"
"Yeah, yeah, only a couple million more hours," muttered Naruto. "Let the pros handle the amateur!"
Silence.
"Uh Nejo, got any more ideas?" asked Naruto hastily, as Itadari pointed his sword at him.
"It's Neji, dumbass."
"Bah, I don't need you! Think Naruto, think quick, dattebayo!"
And then, like a lightbulb turned on, the answer came, maybe not as simple or obvious as Sexy no Jutsu, but it still came. It came from Kakashi.
"Naruto, use Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"
"What? Oh…right! TAJUU KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! (Mass Shadow Replication)"
Within moments, thousands upon thousands of Naruto clones appeared in the battlefield. And as expected, Kakashi's ploy was genius.
"OH MY GOD! SO MANY BOYS! SO MANY PREPUBESCENT, LUSCIOUS-"
"Ewww…" Sakura choked.
" -BOYS! I SIMPLY CAN'T GET MY HANDS ON SO MANY OF…GAH…CHEST PAINS…NAUSEA…IS THIS HEAVEN?…ARGH!…"
Itadari fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Go get some rope, kids," sighed Jiraiya. "Lots and lots of rope."
Next Chapter – Dealing with the Devil! The Secret of Facility 12!
Konoha Senpuu – "Leaf Whirlwind" technique