A quick note from the writer:

-puts down sake and random hentai-

Oh, it's time already? Okay, okay...

As you possibly already know, before I started Part II, I decided to add that Akatsuki filler story. You could call this "chapter" here a filler, even though Part II will be put up in about...oh, 2 minutes (I already wrote it up earlier while my boss fired my coworker, hehe. What can I say, I was in a mood for comedy).

Anyways, here are some questions you may have that will hopefully get answered, and in the same story no less! Here you go...some good ol' self-deprecation before you start part II.

Q: I know who the Pervert Ninja is! It's -insert name-

A: Wrong. Very wrong. Keep reading for more clues.

Q: Since when were so many ninja so damn perverted?

A: Oh come on...they're always sent on high-octane missions where lots of energy is expended. Where does that energy go when they have no missions? I know, I know...bad excuse.

Q: I see a grammatical mistake! DIE, phony!

A: Congratulations, email me so I can force you to be my beta reader.

Q: Why do you put that easy translated crap on the bottom of each chapter? We're not dumbasses, dumbass!

A: Hmm, good point. Oh well.

Q: Why is Kankurou checking out naked pics of Evangelion girls?

A: How the hell am I supposed to know? He likes variety, what can I say.

Q: Where did Neji really get a shuriken from?

A: I said Ton Ton didn't I? Ten-ten, I mean Ten-ten...shit.

Q: I like Temari's leggs too, don't you!

A: Good for you...I strongly suggest counseling.

Q: How is Warehouse 12 mentioned as the only one with doors, when the leaf ninja entered warehouse 11 and found all the dirty photos in warehouse 12?

A: Chalk it up carelessness.

Q: Since when was Naruto so braindead?

A: Since I watched the Bikouchuu arc.

Q: Since when was Jiraiya so perverted?

A: Dude, I'm not even gonna answer that.

Q: People in Naruto don't use nickels, fool!

A: I'm sorry, they use gil. My bad, Squall.

Q: How could Lee keep his Chuunin job if he gets drunk and naked so much?

A: Good question...maybe he only does it front of Kiba.

Q: Will u marry me?

A: Sure, why not.

Q: i think u use to much pedofile of Jiraiya and the gay isnt funnty.

A: That's not a question. Hell, that's not even English. How did you read my story again?

Q: Why is Gamabunta referred to as a toad...then a frog?

A: Cos we had a bong party. NEXT!

Q: Before the fight with Itadari, why did Kakashi LOWER his forehead protector?

A: He had third-degree burns on his cheek he wanted to cover, I dunno.

Q: Why is Lee infatuated with lipstick?

A: Cos 1. It's Sakura's, and he's perverted, add the two up 2. He's a teen, therefore he's incredibly confused/stupid.

Q: Why is the Akatsuki chapter called Sidechapter 1 and Sidechapter A?

A: Because I was high.