Shaman's Talks : Several questions

Chapter one : Between Hao and Opacho

Opacho : Hao-sama, congratulations for your victory from the other shamans

Hao : Thank you, my dear Opacho. And I'm gonna give you a present to celebrate that.

Opacho : Horray ! Hao-sama, there is something I want since you join the shaman fight

Hao : What is it, Opacho?

Opacho : It's inspired by one of your enemy

Hao : Really? Who's that lucky guy?

Opacho :The one that puts shark fin on his head

Hao : Shark fin?

Opacho : Yes, the one who remakes his eyes with cat contact lens, even it's to fashionholic.

Hao : You mean Tao Ren?

Opacho : Yes, Sir. With his spear and blade

Hao : So, what's do you want that inspired by him? A spear? A blade? An aquarium? A hair foam?

Opacho :No, master. But I want a Barbie

Hao : What? A Barbie?

Opacho : You're right, Hao-sama.

Hao : But, how can that ungentle guy inspired you a Barbie?

Opacho : Because I want a barbie which looks like him. Cute, beautiful, charming, and sexy…….

Hao : Yes, you're right about that……I could understand about what you've said about Ren and Barbie looks

Opacho :Why did you say it so calmly, Hao-sama?

Hao : Nothing…….Just thinking Ren's interesting part. By the way, where will we get the barbie?

Opacho : I'll think about that later…….

Chapter Two : Between Ren and Jun

Jun : Ren, what are you doing?

Ren : Nothing….Just thinking about my destiny to be a shaman king

Jun : Thinking about shaman king, or about that girl……….?

Ren : What do you mean with that girl?

Jun : Don't pretend you don't know. The girl with blue hair. Horo Horo's little sister

Ren :Oh, you mean Pillica. What about her?

Jun : Do you like her?

Ren : No, of course. I like a sexy woman, not that kind of girl.

Jun : Well, the brother is okay……….

Ren : I don't understand what you're talking about Jun. Just tell me the main idea

Jun : If you're abnormal, Horo Horo will be a good boyfriend for you

Ren : Don't ever say like that to me ! I'm normal enough to realize even if I'm a gay, I won't marry that foolish boy.

Jun : I see……So, what do you think about Pillica?

Ren : Interesting girl. Cheerful and pretty enough.

Jun : Nah, I can smell something from what you've said

Ren : Well, thank you for wasting your time to think about me.

Jun : Naughty kid…….

Ren : Well, what about you. Have you found someone for yourself?

Jun : Ah….about that…..

Ren : Why are you blushing ! Tell me who is that, let me punch him

Jun : What! You're gonna punch someone that I like if I tell you? What a bad brother ! Of course I will never tell you

Ren : What! So you really have a new boyfriend !
Jun : Even if I have, that's not your business !

Ren : What! I'm trying to save you from the outside cruelness.

Jun : Outside cruelness! Hey, little boy, don't be talkative about that. Okay, I have to go now…..

Ren : To where?

Jun : Ren, I'm the older sister and you're the younger brother. Don't make it wrong, okay! I can do my own business and you just learn good dinning way, deal?

Ren : NO ! I don't need good dinning way, you know that !

Jun : Up to you, I have to go !

Ren : Wait ! Go to where ! JUN ! Don't be arrogant! I'm trying to…..Hah? go to Kyonshi place? That's where she found her prince charming !

Chapter three: Between Ryu and Tokageroh

Ryu:Tokageroh, I have a job for you

Tokageroh : I'm ready to do your comment, Sir.

Ryu : Good, now, find me Elvis' spirit

Tokageroh : May I beg your pardon, Sir?

Ryu : Elvis, you know……that famous singer.

Tokageroh : Yes, I know that. But for what?

Ryu: I'm gonna use my ability as a shaman. I will do hyoui gattai with him and I will sing. Go rock n roll !

Tokageroh: Have you lost your mind!

Ryu : No, of course no. By the way, does Elvis often make a concert there? In spirits world

Tokageroh : Well, sometimes…..

Ryu : Good, go get him now.

Tokageroh : You're insane, Master

Ryu : I don't care. Do you see my look now? It's so Elvis. He is the guy I really want now. So, as a good spirit, find your master what he wants now.

Tokageroh: Okay, I will

Ryu : Good spirit……good kid……. Good luck !

Tokageroh : I cannot imagine how would it be……….

Chapter four : Between Anna and Manta

Manta : So, Anna, your dream to be a great shaman's wife has come true, right?

Anna : Almost, Manta……

Manta : What do you mean with that, Anna?

Anna : I think Yoh needs to increase his ability

Manta : With what kind of way ?

Anna : Another title, of course. I don't mind if he wins something in Olympiad.

Manta : What ! So, you're gonna make Yoh joins the Olympiads !

Anna : Maybe. Judo or kendo will be okay…. However, he got Amidamaru, right?

Manta : But Anna, don't you think the exercises he got is strenuous enough?

Anna : Maybe, but you don't understand, Manta. It's for facing Hao.

Manta : I feel sorry for Yoh

Anna : You should feel sorry for yourself if you say like that

Manta : I mean….. How lucky Yoh has a kind fiancée like you….. Ehehehe, you're not angry to me, right Anna?

Anna : Hmmm…..let's see what you can do……

Manta : which mean…….?

Anna : A punishment

Manta : Oh my God….. Now I understand why Yoh is scared to her

Anna : grumble means more works, Manta…..Now silent, I have to thing what kind of work that a dwarf like you could do it

Manta : Dwarf? I was thought a koropockle by Horo Horo when we met for the first time…. Now dwarf?

Anna : MANTA !

Manta : Yes, ma'am

Anna : NO GRUMBLE

Manta : Yyyyes….. ma'am

Chapter five : Between Ren and Pyron

Ren : Pyron, you better give up

Pyron : Give up of what? There's no battle now, Master.

Ren : I mean about my sister.

Pyron : I won't give up being her best bodyguards.

Ren : I mean not as a bodyguard. About trying to get her love

Pyron : But……But….

Ren : This is for your own best. You're not her style

Pyron : But….But what are you talking about, Master?

Ren : Don't pretend you don't know that !

Pyron : Of course I don't know. You come here and say what I don't understand and now you're angry. Saying that I'm not her style. What do you exactly mean, Master Ren?

Ren : You are a kyonshi. Remember that, Pyron. Pale face like you is absolutely not for my sister. Find another girl, don't flirt my sister. You're much better with female kyonshi than with my sister.

Pyron : Master…..I really don't have any idea about this talk

Ren : What! You cannot understand what I mean ! I mean stay away from my sister! There's no hope anymore that you could be her boyfriend !1

Pyron : BUT…..

Ren : Don't be vain, Pyron !

Pyron : But I'm never vain to her, Master Ren !

Ren : Lying ! No way my sister could fall in love with you and came to your place while we were doing an important conversation if you're not vain and flirtatious to her ! I warn you, Pyron……;..before your heart broken……you're not her style !

Pyron : I'm never flirtatious and vain to your sister. Beside that, I don't fall in love with her, neither does she. And she didn't come her all day long. I don't know where she went but don't blame me like this !

Ren : So….. it's not you. I was wrong…..

Pyron : You were….

Ren : So…… with who ! WITH WHO DOES SISTER FALL IN LOVE!

Pyron : Ehm….. ehm….

Ren : if you're waiting for my apology, you'll never get it….

Pyron : still same…..

Ren : I want the answer now…. And I'm gonna find it

Chapter six : Between Faust and Eliza

Faust : Oh honey, how beautiful you are

Eliza : Faust, you're so gentle too. And handsome, and you're everything for me

Faust : My darling, what will we do next? More honeymoon?

Eliza : I'm thinking to have a kid. But I don't know surely how

Faust : That's a pretty difficult question, Honey.

Eliza : Yes, but imagine….How fun

Faust: Yes, you're right……I'm gonna create a new system about that

Eliza : How about adopting one of the great kids ?

Faust : You mean Yoh, Ren, Horo Horo or Chocolov ?

Eliza : Yes, something about that…….

Faust : I'm not sure that's a good idea.

Eliza : I like a little girl besides Hao. The curly one…

Faust : Oh, Opacho…..Right, you like Opacho ?

Eliza : Yes, very much. She is sweet and funny

Faust : Okay, I'll talk to Hao next time, Darling

Eliza : Uuuh….thank you sweetheart.

Faust : It's okay. Now, we'll be the medical team too, besides the competitors in the shaman fight. So, when Hao gets hurts, I could poison him and just give the poison after he gives Opacho, right !

Eliza : Yes……

Faust : Now, we just need to wait. Wait until that day comes…..

The end

Author says : So, this is my first experience. How was it? I think I will make the shaman's talks 2. Because it's fun to do this. For the next, will Hao ask Ren to be a model for a barbie? So Opacho would get exactly what she wants? Who's the man in Jun's heart? Will Ryu sing like Elvis and make a concert ? And will Faust and Eliza get the chance they wanted? Hehehe….. By the way, thanks for reading.

Sincerely,

Grow Pulter