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Ginevra Weasley's
SIMPLE, EASY, AND (relatively) PAINLESS 20 STEP GUIDE TO
FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG BOY
(aka harry potter, the goddamn Boy Who Lived)
1.Become attracted to a famous boy at the age of eleven.
2. Spend four years worshipping and in general awe of said boy.
3. Act klutzy and foolish whenever possible (the sticking of the elbow into the butter dish is a highly desirable action).
4. Pretend to get over said boy and therefore gain ability to speak in his presence
5. Spend one year yelling at said boy for being a prat.
6. Attract attention of said boy
7. occupy said boy's thoughts for several months
8. split up with current boyfriend
9. Spend several glorious months dating said boy
10. Have said boy dump you for stupid noble reasons
11. Do nothing to stop said boy because you know him too well
12. Help said boy defeat most terrifying dark lord
13. Rejoice with the rest of the world
14. Watch said boy for any renewal of affections
15. Damn the fact that said boy finally learned occlumency
16. Resist urge to pummel said boy's brains out, before throwing said boy into a closet and snogging him senseless.
17. Damn mother for telling eleven year old self stories of said boy, and damn eleven year old self for listening
18. Damn said boy for even becoming attractive.
19. Start making up idiotic lists to occupy brain so as not to think about said boy
20. Declare self officially insane.
I stared at the sheet of parchment in front of me. This was it. My mind had finally reached the point of true insanity. I'd locked myself in my room for an hour, hoping to get my creative juices flowing, and this is all I have to show for it. It's becoming pathetic. Really, it is. And now he's arriving here tomorrow for the holidays. I swear, that boy will be the death of me.
I wanted to stay at my flat in london and simply apparate over to the burrow for dinner and such. But no, my mother insisted that as it is christmastime, we all must be living under one roof. I'l be under a roof all right, she's stuck me and 'Mione in the attic...
A/N: ok, there's the beginning. The middle and end will follow soon enough. Just how soon depends on my reviews. I think you get the point ;-)