Shamans' Talk Part Two
Chapter one: Between Yoh and Jun (by phone)
Jun: Hello, can I talk to Yoh, please?
Yoh: Yoh is talking now
Jun: Good, Yoh, This is Jun
Yoh: Ohhh….Yes, Jun-san, so , how about our secret? Still safe, there?
Jun: Sure, I still hide that. No one's gonna know about that
Yoh: Good, very good. So, we can do that together with special way
Jun: Yeah…Oh, that's gonna be fun. But, you have to remember that everybody mustn't know about this. Included Ren and Anna, and all of your friends
Yoh: Of course, I can keep our little secret. We'll make it special and unforgettable.
Jun: Yes. Oh, I have no idea how fun it will be. By the way Yoh, I think someone has woken up. I have to go, I'm afraid that would be Ren. Okey docky, bubye, Yoh. Remember, this is just our secret.
Yoh: Okay, bye bye Jun….
(after Yoh ended the conversation)
Phone machine: This conversation has been recorded and will be transferred to someone's private channel.
Jun : W-WHAT?
Chapter two : Between Ren and Anna
Phone machine: (telling the talk between Yoh and Jun)
Anna: W-WHAT? WHAT?
Ren: First I heard it, my reaction was as shocked as you
Anna: So, what's your opinion about that?
Ren: I think they have something hided from us, what is that, I don't know
Anna: Ren…I'm starting to be scared…..
Ren: Huh…a girl like you could be scared too…I just knew it
Anna: Yes, I'm really scared. I'm scared if I can't find the matching punishment for Yoh for hiding something unknown from me!
Ren : No wonder you're scared. I'm scared too, to face this reality
Anna: Nah, what are you scared from? I wanna know what's the fear of a kind of human like you…..
Ren: What do you mean with that? By the way, I have a guess for their relationship
Anna: What kind of guess?
Ren : I think they have something, more than a friendship, they have more than a little secret….
Anna: Which mean…?
Ren : Don't look at me like that. I'm afraid. Your eyes are as scary as Sadako's, you know..
Anna: Back to the topic. The state that you said means….
Ren : How stupid you are. It means an AFFAIR……
Anna: AFFAIR? Do you think Yoh has enough bravery to do that under my power?
Ren : Who knows…..
Anna: Oh gosh….Oh gosh….Oh gosh…If you're right, that means that Yoh has chosen another woman, he betrayed me. And, the woman that he chose is….your sister? Oh NO! I have been beaten by an old woman for our age…. Yoh has been taken from my side? That bastard playboy….I'm gonna kick his ass.
Ren : Good idea….I still don't believe….The one that has made my sister fell in love is Yoh? How bad is her taste…Did do something wrong? She's already crazy to choose Yoh….That kind of lazy, unmotivated boy….My God!
Anna: Hey, don't say like that. Yoh isn't that bad…However, he is my fiancé. I won't choose him if he is as bad as you said.
Ren : And my sister isn't as bad as your words too, even she has a very bad taste, but she is too good for Yoh…
Anna: Ren! Okay, fine. We mustn't fight each other.
Ren: Yeah, I've realized that. Sure, we have to share information each other. Always tell the headline news to your partner, okay!
Anna: Sure….God blesses this incorporation
Ren: Fine, I have to go home now….
Chapter three: Between Horo Horo and Pillica
Horo Horo: Pillica, I have an advice for you….
Pillica : What is that, brother?
Horo Horo: Do you ever feel that you've found your prince charming
Pillica : May be….What's the advice that you want to give me?
Horo Horo: Find a good prince charming…And don't be flirted by the jerks
Pillica: Brother, what exactly we're talking about?
Horo Horo: Still don't get it? Oh my God, Pillica, you should improve your sensitivity of feeling…
Pillica: Gosh! Horo Horo, just tell me the main idea!
Horo Horo: I mean, you won't find any good character from that hair foam factory !
Pillica: Hair foam factory?
Horo Horo: I mean that guy! Tao Ren!
Pillica: What? So, you thought that I'm gonna make him as my prince charming? Horo Horo, how much sake have you drunk?
Horo Horo: I haven't lost my mind until I need to be asked that question!
Pillica: Fine, but what exactly I meant is, I never said that he is my prince charming! Don't make a gossip, Horo Horo!
Horo Horo: Don't lie! I never see any goodness from him. Look at his rocket style hair. If you marry him, how much do you have to cost for his hair foam!
Pillica: You're drunk! I'm not that mature until I can get married with someone!
Horo Horo: Don't choose him!
Pillica: Brother, stop your bullshit
Horo Horo: You must look at his pyramid hair, his bad attitude, his flaming anger ! You'll never find anything good from that guy!
Pillica: Stop it, Horo Horo ! Enough with your bullshit. However, what's wrong with his hair? Not that bad….You care about him too much, did you tell me not to be with him because you like him? Do you like him?
Horo Horo: Of course not. By the way, why did you provide for him?
Pillica: Did i? No, I didn't. Brother, you're just annoying me, Brother. Go away…
Horo Horo: Why did you provide for him? Nah, my feeling was right… Pillica, you must listen to my advice!
Pillica: Oh stop that ridiculous words, Horo Horo
Horo Horo: PILLICA! Don't be stubborn
Pillica: Fine, if you don't wanna go away from here, I'm the one who will go. Bye bye, Brother. See you until you get your mind back
Horo Horo: PILLICA ! PILLICA! Don't just go away. Listen to ME!
Chapter four: Between Ren and Pyron
Pyron: Master Ren….
Ren: Not now, Pyron. Don't ask me for apology now…I'm bussy now !
Pyron: Not about that, Master Ren…..
Ren : O, shut up! Go away from here, Pyron!
Pyron: This is very important, it has a relationship with our talk before
Ren: Really? It really has?
Pyron: Yes….
Ren: Still not interested to talk
Pyron: Don't you remember the topic of our talk before?
( A few seconds silence……)
Ren: Yes, I remember now. What do you want to talk about…
Pyron: About your suggestion…Not to flirt your sister, of course I won't do that, but about your advice to find a female kyonshi as my girlfriend
Ren: What! You came to me, to this stressed person just to talk about that disgusting topic?
Pyron: But…But….
Ren: I'm not interested with Kyonshi world, Pyron. Go away from here
Pyron: if you don't listen to me, there's a possibility that I might flirt your sister
Ren:You won't get her…Now leave me alone, Pyron….
Pyron: Even if you don't want to listen, I'll keep telling you. After I thought about your suggestion, I've found a fact…
Ren: Get out from here…
Pyron: A fact that there's no female kyonshi here! So, how could I get an ideal girlfriend here? That's all. I really hope for your understanding to think about that?
Ren: Pyron…
Pyron: Yes, my lord…Have you found some ways…
Ren: If you don't get out from here in 3 seconds, I swear….I SWEAR I WILL CHUUKA ZANMAI YOU!
Pyron: But, master…..
Ren: GET OUT!
Pyron: Okay,… just one second more, think about that again, okay?
Ren : CHUUKA ZANMAI!
Chapter five: Between Yoh and Anna
Yoh: I'm home…
Anna: It's so long. How long did you need just to shop in the supermarket!
Yoh: I'm sorry… You didn't saw the queue at the cashier…So long…
Anna: Yoh, I need to know the fact….Don't lie to me anymore…
Yoh: What are you talking about, Anna? I don't understand..
Anna: I already knew it Yoh…Get ready for the punishment…
Yoh: Anna, I still don't get it. And don't talk about punishment to me. It would scare me….
Anna: Then tell me the truth!
Yoh: What kind of truth! Oh, Anna, I don't understand!
Anna: Still don't want to confess? FINE! I've heard your conversation with Jun by phone. I've heard that…
Yoh: What! What!
Anna: Nah, this is the end of your fake words….Now, confess more for decreasing your punishment!
Yoh: No, you're not understand, Anna! It's the secret mission!
Anna: It's not a secret mission! I'll tell you what! It's called an AFFAIR!
Yoh: What? Anna, you don't understand anything. I don't have any affair with Tao Jun!
Anna: Really? Still lying? That means increasing your punishment, you jerk, stupid playboy!
Yoh: It's not about affair!
Anna: Then tell me the truth!
Yoh: No, I can't. We agreed to keep it as a secret!
Anna: So I'm correct, right Yoh? You betrayed me!
Yoh: No, Anna…
Anna: Yoh, I swear I'm gonna kill you!
Yoh: Anna! Don't do that, you don't know the truth!
Anna: Yes, I don't know. Then tell me!
Yoh: I can't
Anna: Ha! An affair, right? That's why you can't tell me!
Yoh: NO! OKAY! I'll tell you
(After few seconds whisper)
Anna: oh, I understand now….
Yoh: Nah, you mustn't tell anyone, deal?
Anna: deal…
Yoh: by the way, about the punishment….you won't give me that right….Because the fact is, I have no affair with her…
Anna: Of course you'll still get it because you had made me scared. Not too strenuous, just mopping, sweeping, dusting, ….,…….,…..,….(bla bla bla bla bla bla bla )
The end of Shamans' Talk part two
GrowPulter says:
I made it in a night, so maybe a little bit lost my concentration. But, I made it hard. This is the update of the first Shamans' Talk. In the next shamans' talk, I hope I will be able to show Hao's talk about the kind of barbie that Opacho wanted( hehehe…I really like that part). Okay, thanks for reading.
Grow Pulter