HELLO READER! This is my first story.
Mkay.
p.s. teletubbies my life.
DIPSY: DUDE, Po. I had sooo much beer last night. I'm just SO tipsy. That would make a good new character for our show!
PO: uh oh, Po.
Po giggled at the sight of NOO NOO sucking his feet. "No, NOO NOO!" cried Po. "Toes aren't for eating! They're for picking up things! DUH."
NOO NOO just gurgled and waddled away.
"Ahhhh" sighed Po.
Tinky Winky strolled into the tubby house with his evening toast. "This could use some butter" Tinky Winky exclaimed.
Dipsy suddenly waved his hand. "I think I puked up too much tubby toast last night.", he stated randomly.
Tinky Winky looked at Dipsy with a concerned look on his face. "Dipsy, I know you like vodka, but you should really think about setting an example for Po. He's already started to look around the house for mint schnapps! What have you done to the tubby house reputation!"
Dipsy stared and blinked. "I'm green", he said.
"We know your god damn green!" ,Tinky Winky exclaimed.
PO: uh oh, Po.
Dipsy looked in Po's direction and his shiny red ball was rolling out the front door and down the hill.
"Holy Shit!", screamed Tinky Winky. "You better go get it. Po is going to go crazy with out it!"
"I think I'm a little too wobbly bobbly, if you know what I mean" Dipsy slurred.
Po went running in the direction of his ball, tripped over a stick, and went tubbling out the door way and down the hill.
" #$!", Po screamed.
"I better go get him", Tinky Winky said and rolled down the hill.
Dipsy just stood in the door way daydreaming about flying tubby toast.
Once Tinky Winky got to the bottom of the hill; Po was waiting for him. Po was already holding his ball and they walked up the hill together.
The teletubbies were alarmed by the speakers suddenly rising out of the ground.
"Telle go bye bye. Telle go bye bye.", the speakers announced.
"SHIT! Where's LaLa! God damn it. Not again."
To be continued.