Poor Yoji
Disclaimer: Nope don't own them, but darn it if I did, I'd share with everyone
Warnings: Stupidness and cursing, that's about it.
Rated: PG
Archive: Here, that's about it. If any one wants to, they can put my story up on their site, as long as you e-mail and tell me, so I can visit and check it out.
*NOTES* A small ficlet, more will follow
Feedback: Most definitely welcome, flames will be looked at, laughed at, and kept for those long cold winter nights with Aya and Omi (Gets that far away look) *Giggles*
Since we always pick on Yoji, this time Rae and I are going to nice. We swore we wouldn't be mean to him.
Yeah right, Yoji scoffed sitting on the couch next to us.
No really, Rae said, Scouts honor.
And to show our love we made cookies, I said producing a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
What are they laced with poison.
No, of course not, I replied innocently.
Yeah, I've learned never trust a goddess of Death, he paused, glancing at Rae, Or a Gundam pilot. No thank you.
EAT THE DARN COOKIE!, I demanded, producing my flaming green scythe.
Now you've gone and made her mad. It's a rare occasion when OMWOS almost swears, Rae sighed, shaking her head. I'd advice you to eat the cookie.
Yoji eeped and took a cookie. He carefully looked it over, turning it in hand, even smelling it before finally taking a bite.
Hey these are pretty good. Thanks ladies.
You're welcome, I replied smiling as I put away my scythe.
Rae and I watched Yoji leave, eating the cookie.
Are you going to tell him that's the one you dropped in your cat's food bowl, she asked.
Nah, remember we're being nice today. Rae and I looked at each other for a moment before we burst out in evil laughter.
I love chocolate chip cookies.
Rae: Me too (Takes a cookie)
No Rae not that one! (Snatches cookie from friend)
Rae: What, did you drop that one too.
No, I just wanted that one (Pops cookie into mouth) Yum.