Author's Notes: Wrote this as procrastination for homework, just a little idea that popped in my head. If you guys like this I'll do the rest of the game!

Disclaimer: Do I really need to say I, a 14-year-old Freshman, don't own Avatar?


"Hello soccer fans, we're here at the Hog-Monkeys vs. Freedom Fighters game, I am your announcer Momo! I'm up here in the press box waiting for the game to start & waiting for someone to bring me my leachy nuts! Alright, I see them, someone's bringing them up, so let's begin with the home team, the Hog-Monkeys! First up is #6, Aang, defender!"

Aang runs onto field with a round of applause.

"Second, #9, Katara, forward!"

Katara runs out & stands beside Aang.

"#1, Sokka, keeper & team captain!"

Sokka rushes out, waving, hardly any applause.

"#2, Zuko, midfield & team captain!"

Zuko bolts onto the field, the girls in the stands screaming like crazy.

"#21, Suki, forward!"

Suki races out, highfiving her teammates.

"#00, Haru, midfield!"

Haru runs out, encouraging more screams from the girls.

"#52, Jhin Ju, defense! #89, Koko, stopper! #41, Crazy Foaming Guy, midfield! #27, Meng, sweeper! #11, Theo, forward!"

The five final players race onto the field, highfiving down the line of their teammates.

"Now for the visiting team, the Freedom Fighters! #8, Jet, forward & team captain! #5, Longshot, defender! #34, Sneers, stopper! #76, the Dude, midfield! #28, Pipsqueak, midfield! #62, Smellerbee, forward! #59, Zula, forward! #1, Monkey, sweeper! #17, Stinky, midfield! #94, Hawkeye, goalie! #7, Barar, defender!"

The team races onto the field, the crowd boos & Katara mimes throwing up as Jet blows her a kiss.

The Hog-Monkeys circle up, Sokka steps into the center, "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "GAME TIME!" WHAT TIME IS IT?" "GAME TIME!" "HOG-MONKEYS IN THE HOUSE?" "WHOO WHOO WHOO!" "HOG-MONKEYS IN THE HOUSE?" "WHOO WHOO WHOO!" "LET'S KICK SOME FREEDOM FIGHTER BUTT!"

On the Freedom Fighters' side, Jet glares at his team, "IF WE LOSE THIS GAME, SOMEONE IS BEING THROWN OUT OT THE TREE HOUSE!"

"Teams, take your positions!"

Both sides set up their teams, waiting for the whistle. TWEET!

"Katara taps the ball off to Suki! Suki passes back to Haru! Haru boots it to down the field! The Dude stops it with a header! He passes to Jet! Jet is stopped by Katara! Man that girl can play! She volleys it to Zuko! He races down the field, fakes out Smellerbee, & crosses to Haru! He sends it towards Theo, but it's blocked by Stinky! Stinky passes to the Dude, oh he missed & it goes out of bounds! Zuko takes the throw in, firing straight to Katara! She spins the ball around & faces the goal; she's got Longshot coming at her! It looks like she's going to pass to Suki! No! She shoots! It's going to miss, it's too far to the left! NO! It drops into the upper left hand corner at the very last second! Hawkeye leaps for it, but it's too late! No one can curve a ball like Katara! Just listen to that crowd!"

WAHOO! YAY! WHOO! YIPEE! YEEE! YAY!

The ref blows his whistle, "End first quarter! 1-0, Hog-Monkeys!"


Author's Notes: Okay, not the world greatest, but you know, review anyway! Hope you liked it!