Eiko: This was orifginally an idea for a fiction, but it never took off! so i did what all great artists do!
Skye: sell it at extortionate prices?
Eiko: I turned it into a poem!
The Armadillo March
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The armadillos are on the way
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Early on a Saturday
Plod, plod, plod, plod
How did they get here anyway?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The Twins sit in the bathroom
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Reading the books around them
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Disturbed by the marchers rhythm
Plod, plod, plod, plod
It was just one little spell
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Who'd of thought it'd bring this Hell?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Armadillos that really smell!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Hermione would say "I told you so"
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Would the armadillo's ever go?
Plod, plod, plod, plod
One of them stepped on Fred's big toe!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The day goes on and on
Plod, plod, plod, plod
To the rhythm of the marching song
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Fred and George are in the wrong!
Plod, plod, plod, plod
But now the march is fading down
Plod, plod, plod, plod
The armadillo's are leaving town
Plod, plod, plod, plod
Oh silence is a joyous sound!