"Ok then, talk." I slowly lowered my gun.

"Back when I was a young vampire there was a form of vampire not created by the usual drinking of the opposite sex's virgin blood."

"eh?"

The vampire sighed.

"You can only become a vampire if your a virgin and a vampire of the opposite sex drinks your blood." He looked at me as if I was retarded or something. "As I was saying. There was a form of vampire created when a vampire drinking from a human was sloppy and didn't finish all the blood off. This vampire would be as subservient to the master as a ghoul but the difference is when the original vampire died the person bitten would become a full fledged vampire. Also they would adapt to anything that could be potentially damaging such as silver or holy artifacts. And their power would grow slowly over the space of one year depending what they did in that year. Therefore they would become powerful. Sometimes even more powerful than a true vampire." He paused to let it sink in. I nodded slowly.

"What!"

"You are a vampire."

"Ok"

"You are going to get stronger as more damaging things happen to you."

"Ah.." I shrugged "I don't get it"

He growled. A thought broke threw the confused haze of my mind, There was the vampire who killed my unit in front of me and I was listening him spout enough bullshit to fill a couple of swimming pools. My grip tightened on my gun and I realized it was useless. I dropped it to the ground. And looked him in the eye.

"My squad, you killed my squad." Then I leapt towards him fists raised. I smashed his face then brought my knee up into his gut. As he bent over I rammed my elbow down on the back of his head swinging it towards my knee, then he vanished, and something kicked me in the back and smashed me into the stove. I turned. He was behind me. I lashed out with a fist…And punched empty air. Again I felt myself hurling across the room. And into the wall. I turned and ran at him. Which was when he smashed me in the face with the butt of his gun. Black spots ate at the edges of my vision. I fought unconsciousness, the last thing I saw was the vampire laughing.

Integra sighed, another letter from the convention of 12. This time something about not cost efficient fuel for the APC's. They were supposed to be knights not bankers. Labouredly she opened a drawer pulled out a pen and some paper. She set it on the table and prepared to write. She heard a footstep.

"What is it Alucard I'm busy" She growled without looking up.

"Just something I found on the street."

Integra looked up and a look of disgust crawled onto her face. Alucard was carrying a bedraggled looking man in some torn pajamas.

"No doubt" she said looking back at her paperwork "Why did you bring it here?"

"Because he our newest bloodsucker."

She looked up sharply and gave Alucard a glare.

"This vampire has no bonds, he is too dangerous."

"I could handle this Vampire easily. He is even worse that the Police Girl. He won't be a risk."

Integra thought for a moment. Why would Alucard bring an outside vampire in. Still, having only two vampires to go around was stretching the Hellsing organization rather thin.

"Fine, but on one condition, If he makes any attempt to kill me then you are to eliminate him immediately, That's an order."

"As you say, Master."

I woke up staring at a stone ceiling,

"He's Awake" A voice called from somewhere.

Whether that could mean bad news or good news I'm not sure. I listened for the next line hoping that it wasn't "Okay knock him out again and this time get the boots."

"Okay, checking his blood pressure, None, Heartbeat, None, signs of life, none, Ok he's perfectly normal healthy bloodsucking undead, all we need to check next is his memory."

"Where am I?"

"Ha ten bucks from you, I knew he would say that!" The voice bragged, "Okay buddy whats your name?"

(Ha, at last HIS NAME-Debrainer, back to the story)

"Errr…Frank something or was it Jones, No wait, Frank Jones that's it that's my name,"

"Can you see me."

I focused, a doctor stood over me and was holding up some fingers.

"How many fingers am I holding up."

I stared bleary eyed.

"Between 10 and 20."

"Close enough, If you would like to stand up?"

I got shakily to my feet. There was a glass of something red on a table next to me. I grabbed it and gulped it down. Much better. Everything came into focus and my legs stopped shaking. I took a look at my surroundings. A dank little cube of stone. A couple of expensive looking medical machines where strewn about the room and I had just got up of a bed. I couldn't help but notice I was still in my pajamas. The doctor was standing in front of me with a check board in front of him.

"Your new Uniform is in the closet behind you and you will report to Sir Integra Hellsing third floor on the left."

He walked out.

"Hang on a second, where am I, What is this, What Uniform?"

"Welcome to Hellsing"

The door slammed shut.