Hello all! I'm glad at the response I've been getting about my fic. I'm pretty excited about it, and I have my "plot" all set up. This time, I'm going to try to do Sonia's chapter. Now, I'm not what you could call a Sonia fan, and quite frankly, she gets on my nerves to no end, so I hope I don't portray her in too bad of a light. And for all you Black Fang fans out there, this chapter will include all your favorite assassins from our favorite shadowy band of criminals! So anyway, away we go!

In a crowded mess hall, a motley band could be seen set around tables set in rows. As you looked to one of the tables, a large, brown haired man in an unbuttoned brown- red overcoat eagerly plunged his face into his dish of assorted meats and potatoes, devouring it like a starved hound. Meanwhile, a blond man with a goatee and a green overcoat looked very embarrassed, glaring at the eating man.

"Linus, please! Even though we're in a band of assassins, at least try to have some sort of manners." The blond said with disgust in his voice.

Linus looked up from his plate and grunted. After swallowing the enormous amount of food in his mouth, he said. "Lloyd, you've got to stop being my mother. Who cares how I eat my food! I'm a hungry guy!"

"Yes, but brother…It's important to have a little dignit…"

"Oh there you go again!" Linus yelled in a typical brotherly bickering way. "You just want to impress all you fangirls with your fancy manners!'

Lloyd blushed, and looked down at the floor. "I… I don't really like all the girls…" he muttered.

"Oh please! I know what you do with them." Linus said smirking.

"It's true, Linus." Legault said, seemingly appearing from nowhere. "I've even watched him."

Lloyd was taken aback, shocked. "Legault… where'd you come from… and WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, WATCHING!"

"He he…" Legault chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head, "Well, I just…"

"YOU PERVERT! THIS IS THE, WHAT, 8th TIME I'VE CAUGHT YOU!" Lloyd screamed, losing his usually calm demeanor and taking out his deadly sharp Killing Edge from its sheath.

"Peace, brother!" Linus shouted, restraining Lloyd from killing the terrified thief. "Besides, it's my job to overreact about things!"

"Oh yeah." Lloyd said softly, calm slowly returning to him. "Sorry. I was kind of out character there, wasn't I?"

"I certainly wasn't, though." Legault said, sitting back down and adjusting his headband.

Uhai watched all of this, disgusted. "Everyone is insane here…" he muttered, scratching his beard.

After the every eventful mealtime, Lloyd and Linus left the mess room, heading to their father's office to report their doings for the day.

"Legault…" Linus muttered, chuckling.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN!" Lloyd yelled.
They continued to walk in silence, when suddenly Linus began. "But you've got to admit it was…."

"THAT'S IT!" Lloyd screamed, tackling Linus and choking him.

Meanwhile, Sonia teleported into the Black Fang headquarters, right in front of Lloyd and Linus's brawl. And she was kind of embarrassed as she saw Lloyd and Linus lying on top of each other in a rather awkward position.

"Am I interrupting something." She said sarcastically. (I'm really sorry, I just couldn't resist putting that whole part in. Sorry for all the anti- yaoi/ incest people. I just did it in fun! Don't kill me)

Lloyd and Linus shot up from the ground, their faces burning red.

"No! No! It's not like that! I was choking him! Really!" Lloyd stammered.

"Yeah! It's true! He was trying to kill me!" Linus added, trying to maintain dignity.

"Of course he was…" She said rolling her eyes.

After the embarrassment, Lloyd and Linus finally were clear- headed enough to actually see Sonia, which really isn't a good thing. The two swordsmen's jaws dropped as they looked at her.

"What are you cretins staring at!' Sonia snapped.

"Is this… one of your… fangirls?" Linus said, lost for words.

"N… No… None like… her…" Lloyd replied, stuttering.

"Of course I'm not a fangirl!" Sonia shrieked. "I am the glorious servant of Nergal, not some groupie!"

"O…K. So what do you want?" Linus asked.

"Little boys like you need not know! Now get out of my way before I turn you into ashes." Sonia said annoyed.

"Hey!" Linus roared, grabbing the massive sword he had strapped on his back and pulling it out.

Right before he swung, Brendan came out his office, with a ticked off expression on his face.

"Hey, I'm tryin' to work here… whoa." He yelled, suddenly stopping as he saw Sonia.

There was an awkward silence for around 10 seconds, which was finally broken by Sonia's "Is this the Black Fang's leader?" to Lloyd.

"Dad? Yeah, he is." Lloyd said, confused.

Sonia took a good long look at Brendan Reed, a rather old, scar- ridden man who defiantly wasn't the ideal picture of "attractive".

"Nergal, you owe me for this." She muttered, trying to suppress her white- hot fury with her fanatical devotion of Nergal. Sonia took a deep breath, and began. "So…" she purred in a sultry voice, "You must be that handsome…" she stopped talking and took out a sticky note with something written on it. Uh… Brendan Reed, yes!

Brendan blushed and fidgeted nervously. "Heh heh… handsome?" he asked.

"Oh yes!" she continued, stroking his arm. "You're such a strong man."

"Well, now that you mention it, I am pretty strong." He laughed, flustered.

Lloyd slapped his forehead. "Dad, you can't be falling for this woman, can you! She's obviously trickin…"

"Hold your tongue, boy. The adults are talking right now.' Sonia snapped at him.

Lloyd scowled at her, and Brendan got angry. "Lloyd! Don't be so rude to a fair lady!" he yelled.

Lloyd tried to argue, but was shut down by Brendan's "No".

Sonia gave him a malicious smile and continued. So anyway… wait, where was I again?"

"You were talking about how handsome I was." Brendan said, eager for more praise.

"Oh yeah… right. Well, I'm kind of tired of doing that, so let's cut to the chase, alright?" Sonia said annoyed.

"Um… OK…" Brendan said, pretty much ready to agree with anything she had to say.

"Good, good." She said, suddenly snapping her fingers and making a contract appear out of midair. "So, the deal is that you make your assassin group the legally binding puppets of Nergal. I don't really want to go through all the details, but you pretty much have to do everything I say. Are you following me?"

"Yeah…" Brendan said, still in the love daze.

Linus was more observant than his idiot father, however. "Dad! This is insane! There's no good for us!"

"Sure there is!" Sonia said nervously. "Well… there's… um… me?"

"Sounds good to me." Brendan said excitedly. "Where can I sign?"
"Don't we have any say in this?" Lloyd said desperately.

"No." Sonia said flatly, then summoning a quill. "Ok Brendan!" she said eagerly. "Just sign here!"

Brendan snatched the quill, determined to sign the paper. Suddenly everything went in slow motion. Brendan signing, Linus screaming and rushing to push his father away from the fell contract (Get it! Fell Contract! Even more ironic is how you get it from Sonia after you kill her…), Sonia noticing Linus and proceeding to grab her Fimbulvinter (Spelling?) tome, and Lloyd charging at Sonia to stop her magic attack.

The results were not pretty. Brendan managed to write "B" on the paper before being taken down by his son, who was frozen to the ground 3 seconds after by Sonia, who was in turn was tackled by Lloyd.

"Get off me now!" Sonia screamed at Lloyd, who was currently ripping out the pages of her tome with his free hand. "Brendan, get your perverted son off my body!"

"Can't… help… you." Brendan gasped, who was being crushed under the weight of the giant ice block who was Linus.

"Ah!" Sonia screamed as she struggled to get free of Lloyd's grasp. Suddenly, she remembered she could teleport places, and did so to the opposite corner of the room. Grabbing the contract, she muttered "I guess It'll suffice.", and stuffed it in her boot.

"COME BACK HERE WITH THAT CONTRACT!" Lloyd yelled, getting to his feet and unsheathing his sword

You'll pay for your intrusion on my personal space, boy… You'll pay!" she spat, proceeding to teleport out of the building.

Lloyd just stood there in disbelief, trying to take in all that had just happened.

"Son…" Brendan gasped. "I think I'm getting… frostbite."

Legault walked into Brendan's office, whistling a lively tune. "Hey boss, you won't believe what Uhai just… whoa." He suddenly stopped as she saw the spectacle of Lloyd holding a torch towards an ice block containing Linus, with Brendan shivering below it.

"Don't want to know, not going to ask…" he muttered, going about face and leaving the room. It was just an ordinary day in the Black Fang in his mind.

Sonia teleported outside the Dragon's Gate, in a very bad mood. "Nergal! Why did you make me do that! Ugh! It's going to be so frustrating for me to work with those… people!" she muttered, storming into the main entrance. Suddenly, she stopped and put her hand to her face in a panic.

"I… broke… a…. nail…" she mouthed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Review Response Time!

Levenbreech Vor- Ugh. Harsh. Methinks your expecting a bit too much from a Fire Emblem humor fanficion. Perhaps you're unaware of the differences between fan fiction and "Great Expectations". I mean, I'm trying my best to create a humorous story portraying the villains in a silly way, and here you come expecting an epic novel? I'm kind of offended my that. And another thing: you say my humor is too "in your face". Although I disagree with you, even if it was as you say, who cares? It's a humor fic! I'm supposed to be generating laughs from everyone, not wry chuckles from intellectuals alone. And for being a fan of subtle humor, you sure liked my "meat puppet" comment! I really don't mean to offend you, it's just that you seem disappointed with my fiction, and I really can't improve on anything you've suggested without totally changing the genre.

(Don't worry, readers. I know this guy. He just really hates my love of fan fiction, and stops at nothing to stop me from writing this! But my actual views about his review are true. I'm proud of my work, and plan to keep it on its track that it's going on.)

RLnaruhina- Thanks for your support! Yeah, I really like the bad guys too! As for who will appear next: well, I've got a few people in mind…

Humanna- bound- Um… yeah… Thanks for your… enthusiastic response. I never thought of Nergal as "Super- cute", but hey to each his own, right! I hope you like my story, and… um… LOL! (I'm not very good at this new- fangled IM speak…)

Narakusnoone- Good idea! I completely forgot about Nino before you said this. So thanks for jogging my memory!

Sardonic- Kender Smile- Nah.. I like your Ephidel! Thanks for your review, and thanks for enlightening me about Nergal's little- known musical abilities! Who would have guessed? And yes, the bad guys do indeed rock. Us fans of the bad guys must unite and overtake the fans of the good guys in a glorious government coup… or something. Anyway, I love "Huzzah", and am really excited about what's happening in it. You know… I actually say huzzah as an exclamation a lot! Huzzah!

Lord of Pastries- I'll have you know that Batta is awesome. It's just that he's so misunderstood! So anyway, thanks for your positive response! And two reviews for 2 chapters! That's amazing!

Lemurian-Girl- Uh- oh! I just stereotyped the whole idiot community with my portrayal of Batta! (Gets mobbed and beaten my hundreds of angry people) Ouch. Anyway, thanks for the review. I forgot to thank you for being my first reviewer ever! So thanks! Everyone in my story thanks you too, especially Batta, because you stuck up for him! So anyway, thanks aplenty!

Lao Who Mai- Was Sonia more to your liking (or disliking, if you're sane) this time. And about Denning scurrying: well, I've always imagined Denning as a scurrier, but because you had the fortune to review in the first chapter, you're suggestion was noted, and will be remedied immediately! And I really encourage you to write. I've been reading fan fiction for a few years, and when I finally had the courage to write something and post it (pressing the "submit" button was very hard for me), I ended up having a blast writing it. I just hope your having as much fun reading it! Anyway, if you write, I hope to be the first to review it, because you were one of my first reviewers ever. You'll go down in history as the prodigious 2nd reviewer!

CheesePolice- I'll take (fair) criticism from anyone, no matter what his or her writing talent! I am an equal- opportunity listener of reviews! But thanks for your review; it really warms my heart to see my hard work be appreciated!

Dr.D76567- Well it looks like Mr. Digimon got lost and wandered into an unfamiliar neighborhood! Be careful: there are some shady people who hang out around these parts (kidding). Thanks a lot for your positive review! I'm glad you, my more clear headed, fan fiction learnt friend can say nice things, unlike my other buddies (here's looking at you, Vor!) Thanks, D! Can't wait to read your upcoming story!

Well, that's all! I'm sorry for the more risqué chapter. It's just anything with a combination of Sonia and Legault is bound to be like that… But anyway, I'm so happy I got to write about the Black Fang today! Fortunately, they will be playing a substantial roll in this yarn. Well… don't forget to review! I really glad the community is so great here to review and such. See you next time!