A Really Short Story
Rating: G
Setting: Premiere
Spoiler: Premiere
Synopsis:
AU that leads to a really short story.
Disclaimer: I don't own
them I only borrow them for a time. We all know to who the real
credit for this genius belongs. Thank you.
Notes: This was a
story that I wrote a while back and posted on the Farscape Kansas
forum. I ran across it again and decided to post it here. I hope that
you enjoy.
As Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber struggled over John's Dad's puzzle ring John saw his chance to act and grabbed the weapon from Tweedle Dumb's holster.
Pushing Tweedle Dumb into Tweedle Dumber, John ran up the steps and turn abruptly at the top.
"Freeze!" he yelled and pulled the trigger. In the brief microt before oblivion overtook him John realized that the weapon was turned backwards and pointed straight at his head.
The four remaining figures in the room stood stunned at the display of incredible incompetence.
"I guess he really was higher brain function deficient," D'Argo said as leapt to attack the two guards.