Orange

Over the months the color 'orange' had become synonymous with the word 'eyesore'. He no longer ate oranges because he absolutely hated the color. It was a real blow to him because he actually kinda liked oranges. Well as much as he liked anything, which was really just a mediocre non-dislike. So maybe it would be more accurate to say he hadn't disliked oranges...

Now why was he thinking about oranges again? Oh yes. He hated them. Because of Naruto of course. Was everything he owned orange? He berated himself for asking such a stupid question because of course everything the dobe owned was orange. Hadn't he already proved it?

He was glaring extra hard at the orangy boy today because... He was Uchiha Sasuke and therefore he didn't need a reason. He just glared extra hard for the fun, er, not-fun of it. Yeah.

He finished what he was doing and was about to recommence his evil-glare-of-doom when Naruto pulled out an orange. An. Orange. As in something else to add to the horrible disgusting bright oranginess.

Sasuke's fingers twitched, which was really odd because Uchiha Sasukes did not twitch. Ever. Didn't everybody know that? But then, they didn't contemplate ways to disembowl or otherwise gorily murder people other than Uchiha Itachis either, so Sasuke was kinda on a roll with breaking character today. Why? Because he was Uchiha Sasuke and he could, that's why.

Sasuke was just about ready to act on a few of those less than rainbow and hearts thoughts by the time his team mate finished peeling the orange and was detaching a piece. His foot was actually stepping foreward, when...

Naruto. Was. Sucking. On. A. Slice. Of. Orange. Sucking on it! He actually thought that in italics just in case he didn't get the period-pauses in the previous thought.

Okay so what does an Uchiha Sasuke do when an Uzumaki Naruto is sucking on a slice of orange? But more importantly, what does an Uchiha Sasuke do when juice is dribbling down this Uzumaki Naruto's face, and he is making slurping noises, and his eyes are closed in ecstasy?

Well they don't get nosebleeds of course, that's a given.

But wait, wasn't it already established he was breaking character tonight? Why, yes it was about four paragraph breaks ago. See? So Uchiha Sasuke did, infact, get a nosebleed.

But that wasn't important because Naruto was still sucking his orange. Wiping his nose could wait a moment. Or until his brain kicked in again. Or until, y'know, Naruto finished his orange. Whichever came first.

Okay, so Naruto finished his orange. Eventually. Sasuke raised the hem of his shirt to his face, not-sighing in relief, and wondering what had just happened...

When Naruto began licking his fingers. Slowly. One by one.

Right, something like that was what had just happened.

"Oi! Sasuke, you hit your nose or something? It's bleeding,"

Sasuke reiterated: He hated orange. But he thought oranges might be okay.

But just to be sure, he was going to give some to the dobe. Sasuke was really a very generous person.

Of course.

Owari

So what'd ya think? I was in a cracky mood and this is the result.