Katiedid90 – I used to write all Mark stories when I started! Now I do John Cena, Randy Orton and Dave Bautista…Just cause DAYUM they are beautiful eye candy!
NSB – No worries, Taker will be returning at survivor series! Updating……NOW READ! Lmao!
Chapter 4When I woke up the next morning someone was knocking on my door…so in my extremely too short, red shorts and matching tank top, hair all crazy from sleep, I walked over and opened the door…and nearly jumped out of my skin in the process I whacked my hand on the door, when Mark was standing there looking back at me…I said, "Oh Jesus, Mark, what are you doing here…good lord, what time is it?" Mark laughed at me, Hell I would of laughed at me too…Mark said, "10:30…I came to see if you wanted to go to lunch, but you don't even look like your alive enough to go anywhere." I said, "Well, I actually have a million things to do online with my laptop before we catch the flight to Seattle at 4…so why don't you c'mon in, watch some TV, order lunch and we can eat lunch up here…"
Mark said, "Are you sure? I don't want to be a bug.." I said, "I'm a huge multitasking fool, I can do 90 million things at once. And you won't be a bug…so c'mon…I'm going to go take a shower, wake myself up and wash the last 12 hours of funk off of me…watch some TV." Mark said, "Okay." He came in and sat on the couch and turned the TV on, and watched me as I walked back into the bedroom pulling my tank top off…I obviously wasn't too shy, I had my back to him…I showered and then remember my suitcase was out in the other room sitting next to the couch…I wrapped the towel around me, and walked out to the other room…Mark nearly lost it…I squatted down and was getting my clothes out of my suitcase, when I looked over and Mark said, "Are you missing something?" I said, "Yea, clothes…" I could tell he was just getting a little uncomfortable…I said, "Mark, chill out…I'm not a shy person…and I'm covered up." Mark said, "Yea, not much though…besides you're the doctor no one expects to see you that way…"
I said, "Mark, am I seeing you with a shy side here?" Mark said, "Only in certain situations…this very well might be one of them.." I patted his leg and said, "Easy boy…I'm gonna go finish getting dressed…Go ahead and order lunch if you'd like." Mark said, "What would you like?" I said, "Just tell them, roasted chicken breast on sourdough with creamy dill sauce…no cheese or mayo…and lemon twist Pepsi…I'll be right back." I went back and got dressed…I had on a red sleeveless t-shirt, Levis and tenny shoes…I knotted the t-shirt cause I hate leaving it hang or tucking it in…which bugs me…so I tied it in a knot. I dried my hair and left it down.
When I walked back out the food was there and so were Matt, Jeff and Amy…with more food…I said, "Morning kiddies." Jeff said, "Morning was over a long ass time ago babe." I said, "Yea, yea, I was tired…I sleep in when I can you know that." We all plopped on the floor and started eating…Mark and Matt were having a conversation…Amy said, "So have you gotten any interesting e-mail today?" I said, "I haven't checked yet…hand me, my laptop…" Amy grabbed it and I set it up and got it connected online and was going through my e-mails, when I found one from my best friend Vanessa…It said:
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Lala,
I know your Miss WWE doctor now, and can't worry about the little people anymore, so I figured I'd send you a really funny e-mail so you wouldn't miss me as much…I miss ya girl…call sometime…Anyway here's the list I made for you…hope you enjoy it…
Vanna
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Drinks not to order in front of Wrestlers
Okay, Lala we know that at the club everyone partakes in spirits to get in the mood. However, there are certain drinks that leave you wide open to be hit on. We have identified the wrestler, the drink and his pick up line.
Absolute Stress Shawn Michaels I know a better way to relieve that stress
Bend Me Over Billy Gunn Well, that would be awkward. How about I bend you over?
Between the Sheets Shane Helms Okay but I am not sure you can handle all this man.
Blue Motorcycle Undertaker I have a motorcycle but that's not what's blue right now.
Screaming Lizard Triple H Are you sure? You may not walk for like the next 12 hours.
Mai Tai Funaki Your Tai, my house, your house, let me show you the warlord.
Vulcan Mind Probe Test Yes, I want to probe you… I guess if you want me to start with your mind then that's cool.
High Street Connection Rob Van Dam Dude, you know it is pass 4:20 but I can light you up.
Slow Screw Against the Wall Jeff Hardy Don't worry, you'll enjoy it. I promise some southern comfort afterwards.
Blowjob Kane Really? Are you offering?
Kumoniwanalaya (Actually says c'mon I wanna lay ya…just spelled different) Edge Okay if you are going to be blunt about it
Slippery Nipple Christian I can help solve that problem.
Screaming Orgasm Chris Jericho Oh yeah I can give you one and it is Y2J complaint.
Lovebite Weizenbier Albert I knew the moment I saw you. That you were into S&M!
Shuddering Orgasm Kevin Nash I promise you'll do more than shudder.
Vampire Gan Grel I promise the only thing I won't suck is your blood.
Sex on the Beach D-Von Dudley That's right baby… all pain all gain on the beach and in the sand.
Sicilian Kiss Chris Benoit I am not Sicilian but I am very kissable.
Eat Me Cherry Rey Mysterio, Jr. Only because you asked nicely.
Winky Dink Mirzen Rock I can make you wink alright.
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw Matt Hardy Ooo way to be blunt. Are you sure you can handle this Hardy boy?
Duck Fart Bub-Buh Ray Dudley Smells like roses, I promise. Here smell my finger.
Jell-O Shooters Brock Lesner I don't drink but I will take a shot of you.
Singapore Sling Taz I can sling you to Singapore and back plus you'll enjoy the ride.
Peppermint kiss Goldust All the ladies love to go down and kiss the peppermint.