The Sex Gods
Once upon a time, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin were getting married. All of their friends were there. They kissed and ran off to the limo. They rode in the limo to their honeymoon in Hawaii. Once they got there, they both jumped on the bed and ripped each other's clothes off. They started making out, and Sirius shoved his cock into Remus' mouth. He sucked it for like an hour. Then Remus got the whip out, and started whipping Sirius, Sirius enjoyed it so much! Then when they were done, they made sweet love under the covers.
Meanwhile, Ginny was in her room looking at internet porn. Then Harry walked in and said, "Ginny, why are you sucking the computer screen."
"Well, you won't let me suck yours!" she answered.
"Ginny, I want to get back together."
"Seriously?"
"Yea."
Then Harry ran and jumped on Ginny's bed. They started ripping each other's clothes off. They were having a very good night!
"Oh Harry, you were amazing!" Ginny screamed.
Just then, Mrs. Weasley walked in and screamed, and then rolled down the steps.
At Hogwarts castle, Hermione and Ron were in the common room studying. They were sitting right by the fire. Hermione said she was cold, so Ron held her in his arms. Then he gave her a warm kiss on the lips. Then they started making out, and it turned into sex. They were making love by the fire when Professor McGonagall walked in. She gave a scream and Ron and Hermione both got up. Hermione gave a little shriek, while Ron put his pants back on, Professor McGonagall was checking out his package. Well these are my sex stories, I hope you like them!