Author's Note: Let me begin by saying that I have never gotten so many reviews for one chapter! I'll answer them in a minute, but first I have to explain a comment I made in the first chapter. I said that people who prefer BB/T or whatever to BB/Rae could still enjoy this fanfic without being hypocrites. How? Just imagine that I chose Beast Boy to fall in love with Raven (via the love potion) because it is funnier than if, say, Cyborg did. Thus said, on with the reviews!

Myst172: Yes, of coarse I remember you! Who could forget a reviewer who is not only loyal, but also on the brink of insanity!

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BBRaelover4eva: WHY, THANK YOU! AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM CONTINUING! TYPING IN CAPS IS FUN!

Whitedarkness: Yeah, I know, it was a short first chapter. I'm not too good at stretching things out. And I, to, find cliffhangers annoying but necessary.

NumbuhZero: Thanks! I have to admit, yours was the first time a reviewer XOXOed me. BTW, if you're the Queen of Gnomes, can you introduce me to that one guy who works for Travelosity? My family takes vacations often.

MistOfDarkness: Okay, I'm updating! Now you'd better review, or else!

The Last: Oooh, potential! According to my dictionary, that's a good thing!

RobinBelongsWithStarfire: Um, I don't think u will b getting any "rob n star" fluff anytime soon.

Teleportal: Uh, the slack-jawed staring is a good thing, right?

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Flamma: You are very welcome. Sorry about the cliffhanger.

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Lizard Lad: Leave me alone! Can't you see I have enough on my plate without having to answer my own reviews! Jeez, what a spaz.

Silversilk-89: You're the first person to notice the ski lift thing! I'm impressed.

TeenRAVENtitan: Again with the potential! Well, I hope this chapter turns out to be as full of ROTFL-goodness as the last one.

Ryuu no Taiyo: (Adopts gangster voice) Did you say I amuse you? Am I like a clown to you? An amusing clown? That amuses people? In amusing ways?

TeenTitansforever: Thank you. Here's your update!

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Disclaimer: I don't really feel like making a funny comment about how I don't own Teen Titans. Make your own, Mr. Creativity!

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We had just abandoned… I mean, left Raven when Beast Boy's eyes opened after being hit by the love-potion-arrow-thingies. Let's return and see what happens. Like you don't already know.

As Beast Boy's eyes opened, he looked up to see… Raven, the most beautiful girl in the entire universe. He suddenly was greatly attracted to all of her features, from her soft, purple hair to the way she recoils in disgust when Starfire offers her pudding.

"Are you okay?" She asked warily as she propped his head up.

"I am now." The shape-shifter said dreamily.

"Good." The telekinetic girl said, letting his head hit the floor.

"You're purty." Beast Boy said goofily.

"Why thank you," replied Raven, "I suppose I… Wait, what?"

She turned around to see Beast Boy staring at her with hearts in his eyes. This was strange because (a), he had only ever looked at Terra, tofu or mopeds like that, and because (b), the heart is normally located in the chest cavity.

"I like you." He said.

"Okay…" Raven said warily. "Do you mean normal-like, or like-like?"

"Like-like." He said simply. "Wanna watch a movie?"

"A normal movie that we both would actually enjoy," She asked, "Or a romantic movie that you think I would like but would actually make me feel totally awkward?"

"Actually," Beast Boy replied, "I have a classic feel-good in mind that we'll both like!"

"Sure." Raven said, still sensing danger. 'I hope he gets over this soon,' she thought. 'I mean, he's okay and all, but this could be a problem if any villains try to attack.'

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Meanwhile, in Slade's evil lair o' doom…

"Welcome to my first hosting of the annual Villain's Legion of Evilness meeting." Slade said proudly to a crowd of various rouges, scoundrels and all-around naughty people. "Are there any questions before we get down to business?"

"Yes, I have one." Said a spectral man in the back. "Why do you always have that goldfish bowl sitting on the stool next to you? It's not like the fish needs to be here."

"Do not mock my Dennis, Vlad!" Slade replied sharply, placing a gloved hand on the water-filled bowl beside him. "Any real questions?"

"How come we don't just attack these 'Teen Titans' of yours now, as one giant force, instead of having a inefficient meeting?" Questioned a random mad scientist. "Their destruction would remove a large obstacle in our path to world domination."

In response, Slade pushed a small button, sending the evil doctor hurtling down a seemingly bottomless hole.

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"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective? This is a romantic movie that we both will enjoy?" Raven asked.

"Actually," Beast Boy said, "I was going to pick Master of Disguise, but I decided to go for a more classic alternative."

"You know what, I'm not really interested in a movie right now." The purple-haired empath said.

"How about a picnic, then?" The green-eyed shape-shifter suggested.

Raven shrugged. "Why not."

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"See?" Said Beast boy cheerfully as he sat on a checkered blanket next to Raven. "This is the best part of the whole island. The ground is warm; there are lots of grass and flowers, and even in the winter the snow never settles here."

"Beast Boy…" Raven said, her face slowly turning green. "We're over the septic tank."

Cupping her hands over her mouth, the Azarathian ran into the tower. A few seconds later, a flush was heard and two new dandelions sprouted up from the ground.

"Well, that explains some things." Beast Boy mused. "But I get the sense that dear, sweet Raven isn't enjoying my company. Time to do something I normally try to avoid… Read a book!"

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The Complete Dunderhead's Complete Guide to Women lay open on Beast Boy's lap.

"Let's see…" He said, rubbing his chin. "Tip #K475 says: 'Girls like guys who can speak foreign languages… Well, I am fluent in Newtish!"

He transformed into a small, green newt and made a high-pitched "Ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik-ik" noise.

"Of course," He continued, shifting back into human form, "I have no idea what that means. Hmmm… Tip #L337 says: 'It's groovy to wear shoes that are as tall as physically possible, ya dig?' What the… Just how old is this book?"

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A/N: Will love-potion-influenced Beast Boy get Raven to fall for him? Will Raven be able to escape from said Beast Boy? Will Cyborg do anything worth writing about? And when, oh when, will they make an Artemis Fowl movie? Stay tuned!