Author's note: I really hate doing this to you all, but I have to go on a family vacation that lasts until October. We're going out west, and I won't be able to update. Not to worry, for when I get back, reviews will be answered and the thrilling (not really) conclusion to the fic will finally be up. Until then, enjoy some filler.
Disclaimer: I own a surprising amount of things in this chapter, but not all of them. Use logic to figure out which ones.
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"Hello." Said old "Teen Titans: Next Generation" character Robin "Bluefire" Grayson as he stepped into view. "Today I'll be giving you a tour of my creator's mind and what you should expect from it in the near future. But first, a little background."
A screen came down showing a fifteen-year-old boy with glasses and dark hair. "This is the face of the fanfiction author that you all know as Lizard Lad." Explained Robin. "He got the idea for his first fanfiction, The Adventures of Harriet and Rowan, during a car ride when he pondered if Harry Potter's name might be short for Harriet. Since then, the story has been discontinued."
The image on the screen changed to a cartoon depicting a pair of talking cows. "This is an example of the now-retired comic The Far Side. Its creator, Gary Larson, is Lizard Lad's personal idol. I don't blame him, the man's a flippin' comedic genius!" Robin quickly regained his composure. "Moving on…"
The screen' image switched to the words "Coming Soon."
"In the near future," Robin continued, "Lizard lad plans to release an Artemis Fowl fanfiction that deals with the elusive subject of the Tooth Fairy. Later on, expect a possible Teen Titans crossover/self-insert fic and maybe even some Star Wars stuff."
"Oh, and FYI," Robin said, "Lizard Lad's best friend, ElfKingofDemons has released a new chapter for her Yu-Gi-Oh story "Radishes". If you like the show, check it out! Well, that's all for now. Just remember, don't panic and never underestimate the power of the dork side. Right guys?"
"Rockin' idiots!" Sokka replied, going into an air-guitar solo.
"What he said!" Ron Weasley added, joining in on his air-drum set.