"Sign the damn papers ferret."
"I will do no such thing mudblood."
whack
"Ow, that hurts!"
"SIGN IT!"
"Fine."
scribble
"Malfoy, that isn't even your signature."
"Oh, you didn't specify."
rustle of parchment
"Merlin. How many of these do you have?"
"I knew how impossible you would be, so I made copies."
"I'm just going to ruin each and everyone of these."
"Malfoy, YOU'RE the one who asked for the divorce."
"I am fully aware of that."
"And YOU'RE the one refusing."
"Also fully aware of that, I am after all brilliant."
whack
"Can you stop doing that? You know how many brain cells I lose from you doing that?"
"I hope that you lose the irrational ones that make idiots ask their wives for a divorce."
"It was only a joke."
"Only incompetent buffoons make the great error of asking for a divorce after a fight as a joke."
"Fine, then I must have been serious because I am not an incompetent buffoon."
"Then will you sign the damn divorce papers!"
"Fine."
scribble
"YOU SIGNED IT! YOU WANT A DIVORCE!"
"Well, since I'm not an incompetent buffoon… hey, where you are going?"
"I am sniff going sniff to pack sniff."
"Merlin, you will do no such thing!"
"You sniff hate sniff me sniff."
"Why are you being so irrational… oh…"
silence
"I'm sorry."
"Are you really?"
"Yes."
"For what?"
"Being an incompetent buffoon."
"Good. But we are still divorced."
"This just gives us another excuse to get married."
"I think the ministry is getting sick of making this marriage official."
"We only divorced seven times."
"In the last month."
"Didn't they threaten to keep us divorced if we keep doing this?"
"That's why they sent us so many of the official marriage license papers Malfoy."
"Oh."
"Stupid ferret, I shouldn't even sign these papers for you."
"Fine, then don't, I'll go find myself a leggy blonde that will marry me."
"sniff you don't sniff love me sniff?"
"Shite, I forgot. I mean, I love you."
scribble
"Hermione…"
"…"
"Hermione?"
"…"
"Hermione!"
scribble
"Thank you!"
"I should just kill you."
"I promise never to fight with you like this during your period."
"You said that last month."
"I mean it this time."
"That's what you said last time."
kiss
"I love you."
smile
"That's right, you better."
"Oh, so that's all it takes to please you."
smack
"STOP THAT!"
A/N: I obviously need sleep, am very tired. Lots of drabble. Drabble drabble drabble