It's a fools' game.

My first fan fic, as it states in my profile I'm a fan of Waluigi and Daisy pairings. So here we have my attempt as poor as it may be. I don't own the characters, Peach's castle or anything else you happen to recognise. I do own the plot, so there! )

Chapter one.

Princess's Peach and Daisy where having one of there get togethers at Peach's castle. So far they had spent the day swapping gossip stories and fashion tips. Now they had run out things to say. Peach was lying on her bed and Daisy was sitting on the windowsill, both were in silence.

"Peach..." Daisy began.

"hmmm?"

"Why am I single? I mean I have the looks and possibly the charm so why are guys not falling down at my feet?" Daisy said. Peach sat up and looked at her best friend.

"Guy's do like you but you don't notice," Peach, answered.

"Well why don't they tell me so?"

"I think sometimes you're over confidence scares them away" Peach said biting her lip. She was more or less correct in her statement, Luigi practically worshipped the ground Daisy walked on but Daisy never noticed. Her over confidence scared him off and never dared tell her that he liked her

"Excuse me?" Daisy said looking at her friend.

"Well sometimes your over confidence can tend to come across as a little arrogant" Peach said, feeling as though she was digging a hole.

"It does not!" Daisy said, feeling a little hurt by her friends honesty.

"Ok it doesn't" Peach said hoping to get the conversation over.

"I can get any man I wanted" Daisy pouted. Peach refrained from saying 'I told you so' and thought of an idea to prove her wrong.

"Ok then. Go get 'any' man" Peach said grinning.

"Don't want to" Daisy said stubbornly.

"Ok then. Just thought you would like to test out your theory." Daisy looked at her and thought about it. Proving Peach wrong would be excellent. She was always right and sometimes it irked Daisy.

"Fine I'll do it! Just so I won't be picking any walk over you can pick someone for me" Daisy said feeling slightly triumphant. Peach racked her brain for a male that wouldn't fall for Daisy not matter how hard she tried. Finally she found the perfect person. Bitter, sarcastic, mean and rude, this guy would be perfect!

"Ok thought of someone!" Peach said contentedly.

"Who?" Daisy asked.

"Waluigi" Peach said trying to conceal her smile. Daisy went pale and refused.

"No! No way! Any one but him!"

"You said you could charm any man," Peach said. Daisy gulped.

"Yeah but I think you'll find Waluigi only just comes under the term man. Try cockroach!" Daisy shrieked. Peach laughed.

"Either him or Wario" Daisy thought about this, then decided she'd rather have neither.

"I'm not doing it" Daisy said.

"Ok, then your theory is wrong"

Daisy felt annoyed at herself for letting Peach prove her wrong. Without thinking she accepted the challenge.

"Fine, bring him on!" Daisy declared with a defiant smile. Saying goodbye to Peach she wandered off back to her home. If she was going to make Waluigi fall for he she needed a good plan.

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A week later and Daisy had convinced Peach to have a Ball. Peach agreed but only because Daisy said she was going to try with Waluigi. Peach was eager to see this so she set a date. Now the night of the ball had arrived and Daisy was nervous as she sat in Peach's bedroom waiting for her to pick a pair of earrings.

"So what's the plan?" peach asked as she picked a delicate pair of diamond earrings.

"No idea, be myself I guess" Daisy said. Peach nodded, silently she thought that would go down well. Two people that are guilty of arrogance. At least they'd have something to talk about.

"Ready?" Peach said as she held open the door for her. Daisy stood up and nodded.

As they made their way towards the ballroom they saw Mario and Luigi waiting for them. Mario greeted Peach with a warm hug and a kiss. Luigi smiled and then blushed at Daisy. Daisy only acknowledged him.

"So how are you Daisy" luigi asked shyly. Daisy wasn't listening to him and was watching over his shoulder, seeing if she could spot Waluigi.

"Dais?"

"Hmm? Oh sorry, I'm fine thank you!" She said dismissively.

Into the Ballroom they went, Mario and Peach hand in hand whilst Daisy walked slightly ahead of Luigi. As soon as they got in their Mario led Peach off onto the dance floor. Daisy and Luigi stood there side by side. He tried to spark up a conversation with her at least three times but she wasn't paying any attention to him.

"That's a nice dress you're wearing," he said to her. He gained nothing in return. He felt like he was clutching straws with her.

"I hear Mr Blizzard bombed your castle?" He asked her, thinking that a random sentence might wake her up. However it did not and feeling slightly disheartened Luigi trudged off towards the other end of the ballroom.