TRUTH OR DARE
Author's Note: At last! The next chapter of truth or dare is here! Enjoy!
CHAPTER 5:
"DAMN YOU KIRA!" Sai shouted as he fell face first into the sand.
"Serves you right!" Kira laughed.
"I wonder how whipped cream would taste with tequila." Flay wondered aloud.
"Let's find out!" A drunken Yzak laughed as he poured them both a drink.
"Miriellia!" Dearka called as Miriellia took a whipped cream bottle off the table and looked at Dearka.
"Yes, Dearka?" She said sweetly as she hid the can behind her back.
"Wanna make out?" Dearka asked.
"And here I thought you said something intelligent for once!" Miriellia shouted as she pushed the nozzle on the can and poured the foamy content onto Dearka's head.
"Not my hair!" Dearka groaned.
"Do not talk to me." Miriellia snapped as Dearka grabbed her from behind.
"Sorry honey." Dearka smirked as he took some whipped cream out of his hair and threw it into Miriellia's hair.
"Dearka!" She shouted angrily.
Meanwhile Kira and Lacus were having their own fun playing with the whipped cream. (Now remember that they are both very buzzed.) The pair had indulged in a game of I spray you then you spray me and we lick it off each other.
Nicol and Sai were now bringing out the shaving cream since the whipped cream that they were spraying each other with was now gone.
"So it's on now?" Sai shouted.
"It's been on!" Nicol shouted back as he took a bottle of shaving cream out of his back swim trunk outfit.
"Let's take this outside!" Sai shouted.
"We are outside!" Nicol said annoyed.
"Well watch this!" Sai laughed as he went over to the passed out Kuzzey on a towel by the tent.
Sai took the shaving cream and started to draw on Kuzzey's face with it. Nicol watched in amazement.
How could Sai be so stupid, Nicol thought to himself.
"Come and join me!" Sai laughed.
Nicol sighed and walked over. They were so busy with drawing on Kuzzey's face they didn't notice Dearka come behind them. He was about to get them with the whipped cream when he noticed Lacus and Kira go into the tent. He grinned and tapped both on the shoulder. Kuzzey looked funny. He had ablue beard and mustache. They made him have bushy eyebrows and were starting on his chest hair.
"Listen dude's he's not complete until he has hair. And with that he gave Kuzzey the Afro of the year.
Dearka stepped back to admire his work.
"What now?" Nicol asked.
Dearka called for a group huddle, "I just saw Lacus and Kira go into the tent."
"Whatcha you got in mind?" Nicol smirked.
"We'll tip the tent over." Dearka laughed.
Sai laughed madly and repeated, "Tip it over!"
"On the count of three." Dearka laughed.
"One two." Nicol started.
"Three!" Sai shouted as he ran towards the tent chanting. "Tip it over! Tip it over!"
All three men ran toward it and tipped it with as much force as they could. When they heard screams from inside the tent they knew what was going on. All three fell down into the sand laughing hysterically. When they saw whom came out they laughed even harder. Kira came out first desperately trying to pull up his swim trunks from his knees. Lacus followed as she pulled a shirt on top of her. They knew what had been going on when they looked at the couple's disheveled hair.
"You guys were screwing!" Sai gasped for air.
"Kira and Lacus sitting in a tent!" Dearka sang.
"F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" Nicol and Dearka sang in unison.
Lacus blushed madly as Athrun came up filming once again and shouted, "Where's the action? What did I miss?"
"Athrun put that thing down!" Cagalli demanded.
"Athrun does not want to put it down because he likes what he sees." Athrun laughed as he focused the camera on Cagalli's breasts.
"Athrun Zala!" Cagalli shouted as she snatched the camera away.
"Let's play another game of truth or dare!" Miriellia suggested.
"And spin the bottle!" Lacus piped up.
"I'm liking the start." Athrun grinned as he eyed the camera Cagalli had in her hand.
"Count me in!" Yzak laughed as he brought over a whole cooler of kegs.
Athrun took out a Heineken and bottle of Puckers. Cagalli took out a Bud Light and so did Lacus. Yzak started on another Corona. Sai took out the half finished bottle of tequila. Nicol started on a wine cooler, as did Miriellia. Dearka took out cranberry juice and vodka and poured a glass for himself and Flay. Kira started on the Puckers.
They all sat down around the fire close to one another. They all sat on the blanket and watched each other. They all looked so silly. Everyone one of them had whipped cream or shaving cream all over themselves. Whether it was in their hair or on any part of their bodies.
After they had taken out their drinks Yzak volunteered to go first, "Athrun, truth or dare."
"I'll say truth." Athrun said.
"I got a good one!" Yzak laughed. "Have you ever masturbated for so long and so hard that you thought your dick was going to fall off?"
"No, I have Cagalli to do that for me." Athrun laughed.
"Athrun!" Cagalli shouted as she bopped him on the head with the camera.
"Kira, truth or dare." Athrun asked before Cagalli could hit him again.
"I'll say dare." Kira laughed as he took a gulp of Puckers.
"I dare you to flash Cagalli your dick!" Athrun sniggered.
"Athrun! You incest loving, abortion surviving, uncle fucker!" Cagalli roared.
While Cagalli was busy yelling at Athrun Kira had already flashed everyone except Cagalli and Athrun who weren't paying attention.
"Flay truth or dare." Kira asked.
"I'll have to say dare." Flay responded lazily.
"I dare you to finger yourself." Kira said.
"Kira! How could you say something like that?" Flay wailed.
"To the ocean! To the ocean!" Sai shouted as he pointed drunkenly toward the thicket of trees.
Flay blushed red and ran toward the ocean. There was no way that she was going to give Kira Yamato the satisfaction of humiliating her. Flay took off all her clothes in the water so that no one could see her unclothed body. Sai was laughing like no tomorrow while Yzak and Nicol stared at the fiery red head's body.
"Ask someone Flay!" Kira mocked.
Flay began to shout something incoherent.
"What was that Flay?" Kira mocked as he put his hand to his ear. "Get out of the water so we can here you!"
Flay put her clothes on in the water and walked back up, dripping wet, "It's pay back time Kira!"
"What are you going to do?" Kira laughed.
"Truth or dare." Flay panted.
"Dare." Kira smirked.
"Perfect. I dare you to lick in between Miriellia's boobs!" Flay snarled.
"What is this?" Miriellia shouted. "Kira and I are just friends! Besides he has Miss Lacus!"
Kira blushed madly and said, "Sorry Miriellia!"
"No!" Miriellia screamed as Kira pulled down her t-shirt.
He licked in between as fast as he could and hurried back to Lacus muttering, "Yuck! Salty!"
"Nicol truth or dare." Kira asked.
"Dare." Nicol said.
"I thought you would know better by now." Kira laughed. "I dare you to make out with Sai for thirty seconds!"
Nicol looked taken aback and shouted, "You hentai!"
"That's hot!" Lacus complimented. "Just do it!"
Nicol blushed as Sai said already wasted, "I'm here sexy. Come and get me." He lay down in a sexy position with his tongue out and bucked his hips.
Cagalli taped the whole thing as Nicol said, "I'm sorry but I'm straight."
With that he unbuttoned his Hawaiian shirt and took his swim trunks off as he ran into the ocean. He stayed there for a few minutes and came back out as Cagalli filmed everything.
"Is it over yet?" Athrun asked as he covered his eyes.
"Yes it is." Cagalli said sweetly.
Athrun looked over to the ocean and saw that Nicol was putting his swim trunks showing the group his firm bottom. Athrun shouted, "I'm scarred!"
Cagalli laughed and said, "Payback sweetie!"
Nicol came back panting and said, "Dearka truth or dare?"
"I'll say truth." Dearka said as he sipped the vodka.
"Have you ever skipped school to have sex with a teacher or girl?" Nicol asked.
"Well." Dearka was about to say yes when he looked over at Miriellia and then abruptly said. "No."
"Miss Lacus, truth or dare?" Dearka asked. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth please." Lacus said innocently.
"How many times has Kira given you an orgasm?" Dearka snickered.
Lacus blushed and said; "I don't remember I lost track after thirty five."
Dearka sweat dropped and laughed, as Miriellia looked surprised.
"Miriellia, truth or dare?" Lacus asked.
"Truth. There's no way that I'm going to take a dare and make out with that thing over there." Miriellia said as she pointed to Dearka.
"That hurts Mir. I'm hurt." Dearka said as he put his hand to his heart. Miriellia ignored him as he added, "I love you too."
"If you had to do a care bear who would it be?" Lacus asked.
"Sunshine bear." Miriellia answered.
"What kind of a question was that?" Kira asked Lacus.
"Well, I just wanted to know! Since all of the care bears are so cute!" Lacus laughed.
"I wanna do the elephant!" Sai bust out laughing.
"Yzak truth or dare?" Miriellia asked.
"Dare." Yzak said.
"I dare you to dance the can-can with a skirt on!" Miriellia laughed.
"What the hell?" Yzak asked then drunkenly added. "Where's the skirt?"
Lacus took out a purple skirt and gave it to Yzak. She then took out the music and played it as Yzak began dancing. Everyone keeled over laughing. By the time he was done everyone was out of breath.
"Sai, truth or dare?" Yzak asked.
"Dare!" Sai laughed.
"I dare you to shave your legs!" Yzak laughed as if there was no tomorrow.
"To the ocean! To the ocean!" Sai snickered as he ran in fully clothed.
Everyone laughed because Sai was so wasted he didn't even know what he was doing anymore. When Sai came back he asked, "Athrun, truth or dare?"
"Truth or dare?" Sai repeated his words beginning to slur.
"Truth." Athrun answered.
"Who would you rather do? Your dad or Kira?" Sai asked.
Athrun looked taken aback and said, "Hentai! I'm straight!"
"To the ocean! To the ocean!" Sai snickered.
"My dad is dead and old so I would say Kira." Athrun mumbled.
This earned him a smack from Cagalli and Flay calling, "Wow! That's hott!"
"Nicol truth or dare?" Athrun asked.
"Dare." Nicol answered. "I've got nothing to loose anyway. Dares are just as bad as truths."
"Make out with Flay." Athrun told him.
"But." Nicol protested as Sai ran around in circles singing. "To the ocean! To the ocean!"
"I've never kissed a girl before." Nicol admitted blushed.
Dearka started laughing and said, "I'm sure Flay would love to teach you."
Miriellia shot Dearka a glaring look that shut him up.
"Poor guy." Flay sympathized. "I promise I'll make your first memorable."
"What's going on?" Yzak asked dazed.
Flay leaned into Nicol and began kissing him. Nicol blushed even redder. It was about thirty seconds later that they stopped. It was silent.
"Did you know that every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born?" Kira said.
"Then there must have been an awkward silence when you were born Kira!" Athrun busted out laughing.
It took Kira a little while to register what he had just said as the whole group became silent.
No one said anything as Lacus burst out laughing, "Awkward silence!"
"By the time the night is over I'm sure we'll be responsible for the human race dieing out." Miriellia muttered which sent Lacus into another fit of giggles.
Nicol asked, "Miriellia, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Miriellia yawned.
Nicol snickered and said, "I dare you to lick Dearka's chest hair!"
"No thank you!" Miriellia said as she turned away then sighed as she looked at Dearka's crest fallen face.
"I'll do something else." Miriellia whispered as she kissed Dearka's lips.
Dearka seemed taken aback as he said, "I'm sorry."
He stared down into Miriellia's green orbs as she stared into his violet ones.
"I am too." Miriellia answered as she pecked his lips again.
"They made up!" Kira smiled at Cagalli.
"I'm glad." Cagalli said.
"Look at what the bottle can do!" Lacus laughed out of nowhere as she spun around her empty bottle of beer.
NEXT: Spin the Bottle! Everything Goes!