Summary: A collection of What If? stories by none other than moi. Mwahaha.

Disclaimer: D00d, if I owned Kingdom Hearts, I'd make other people write the fanfictions.

Warning: These stories are very corrupted…including violence, nonsense, lime, and much more crap I don't feel like listing.

Note: Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows. For each mini-story, there will be characters and other stuff like that from a certain other video game, manga, or anime.

Crossover: Inuyasha

Cookie Count: 0

w00t. Now for story number one…

What if Kairi and Selphie had an extreme case of PMS?

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Kairi, Selphie, and Sora were playing blackjack. Unfortunately, our favorite brown-haired boy was winning. Every game.

"OH MY FUCK!" Kairi screamed. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF! YOU BETTER STOP FUCKING WINNING BEFORE I REALLY GET PISSED, YOU ASSWIPE!" She took a deep breathe.

"Holy fuck, Kairi! Calm down!" Sora whimpered. "Im scared…"

"HEY! DON'T BE MEAN TO KAIRI! WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU, BITCH? IF SHE SCARED YOU, YOU SHOULD SEE ME WHEN IM PISSED!" Selphie screamed even louder, and took out a knife and began frolicking around with it.

"WAA! MOMMY!" Sora took off crying. Kairi started running after him and screaming. Then, a man with a robe and a stave with black hair walked out of the bushes.

"Young beauty! Stop running!" He yelled.

"What the fuck do you want, Miroku?" She grumbled. He took her hands in his.

"Please, will you bear my child?" Miroku asked.

"Fuck no!" Kairi yelled, and smacked him hard. He passed out from the impact.

"Ugh…." Miroku fell to the ground.

"Now, where is that fucker?" Kairi began following his footsteps, and found he was in the secret place. And jerking off.

"Oi! Let me help!" She said.

"Ungh…no…I don't….ughhh…need help…" Sora moaned out.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS NOW!" Kairi screeched, and launched herself at Sora. Sora quickly zipped up his jumper and began running around. Then, a bunch of flying toasters flew out of the knobless door, and started shooting Kairi with burnt toast. She twitched, and fainted. The toasters started doing the Macarena, and then they went back to where they had come from.

"RIKU! RIKU RIKU!" Sora was yelling, and ran into his boyfriend's bedroom. Riku was banging his grandma.

"S-Sora!"

"HOLY FUCK! GRANDMA?" Sora yelled, and slapped his grandma who died and started foaming at the mouth.

"Sora! I can explain! She was CRAZY! She threatened to kill me if I hadn't fucked her senseless!" Riku was in tears.

"Oh."

"Well, what's the matter?" Riku asked. He zipped his pants.

"Kairi and Selphie are bitching, and then Miroku asked Kairi to bear his child! Kairi and Selphie are REALLY scaring me!" Sora was in fetal position and spazing. Riku watched his helpless boyfriend. Then he stopped.

"Well, I don't think you would know what PMS means do you?" Riku asked.

"Pink Muffins Suck?" Pff. So naive.

"No. Well, that's what Kairi and Selphie are going through."

"Oh. Well, what is it?"

"Well, there is this thing called a period. Girls get it every month so they can have babies. Right before they get their period, they get PMS. It means Pre-Menstrual Symptom. Menstrual is another way of saying period."

"OOOOOH!" Sora said, and grinned. Riku couldn't help himself, and he started molesting Sora. Then Miroku came in and joined the banging frenzy. Then Inuyasha. And Wakka. And Tidus. A very jealous Kairi and a very jealous Selphie stormed in the room and started shouting at once.

"WHY CAN'T I EVER GET WHAT I WANT? I WANT TO JOIN THE GANGBANG! ALL OF YOU FUCKERS SUCK AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Selphie screamed, and began mutilating all of the boys. And then she discovered that Inuyasha had been impregnated by Miroku, but she killed the fertilized egg anyway. Kairi joined in the stabbing too, until the room was filled with the bodies of the sexy-momma guys all bloodied up and crap like that. Then, realization hit Kairi.

"Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Kairi screamed. And then started crying. Riku's parents came in the room.

"Kairi! What happened!"

"I-It's just a si-simple case o-of PMS, that's' all….n-now I wa-ant a Snickers and some Midol." She whimpered. Riku's parents nodded.

"Okay, dear. Anything for a guest! What about you Selphie?"

"I WANT TO FROLIC!" She screamed.

"Um….ok honey. Make yourself at home, and they closed the door to get some snickers and Midol.

"Frolic, frolic, I HATE EVERYTHING, frolic, frolic…" Selphie was saying as she frolicked around the corpses. Kairi joined too.

END.

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Well. This is what happens when I get REALLY REALLY bored, I've been watching too much South Park, and its 2:00am. I shall have more What If? situations, and the next one shall be…

What if everyone was extremely optimistic?