"Lala…Lala…NYLA! Girl, you better come back to reality…" Amy said, while laughing at me…I laughed and said, "What?" She said, "Girl, you have not been able to stop staring at that engagement ring that Mark gave to you for the last 3 weeks, since he gave it to you." I smiled and looked at the ring on my finger again and said, "Yea…well, it looks so good on my finger…any one else's finger would of turned green and fell off..." Amy laughed again and said, "You are so crazy…I can't believe Mark finally asked you to marry him…I didn't think he'd ever get around to it…I mean you guys have been together for 3 years…you're not getting any younger…and Mark sure isn't getting any younger…"
I said, "You know nothing makes me feel better then having you point out I'm 26 and still not married…but this time I have the perfect come back…" Amy smiled and said, "Oh yea, what's that?" I said, "You are turning 28 in 2 weeks…" I started laughing while Amy gave me the finger…and pouted a little…
I said, "I'm with you though…I thought I was gonna have to drug the boy before he'd ask me to marry him…for a while there, I figured we'd just end up with 13 kids, not married…and die together…" Amy said, "I'm glad me and Matt waited to get married…we're happier now then when we were still boyfriend and girlfriend…even though we practically lived together and acted like an old married couple…and now with us getting ready for this first kid…we've got so much to do to get ready…and every time I go to start a project I get tired and have to take a nap…Matt keeps laughing at me…" I said, "Yea, he wouldn't think it's so funny, if it was him squeezing something the size of a watermelon out a hole the size of an ink pen…"
Matt had just walked in the door with Mark and they both heard what I had said…Matt said, "Damn…Lala…what a way to hurt a man without even touching him…" I said, "Ah, get over it…" Mark came over leaned down and kissed the top of my head and said, "You ready?" I smiled up at him and said, "Sure…let's go…" I stood up and couldn't find my tenny shoes…Amy said, "You took them off and threw them into the bathroom…" I walked back out carrying my shoes…and Mark said, "Babe, put your shoes on, it's cold outside…" I made a face and said, "I hate wearing shoes…I don't wanna wear them." Mark said, "You'll get pneumonia…" I said, "I don't care…you know I hate wearing shoes…"
I started to walk past Mark and out into the hallway, when Mark grabbed the hood on my sweatshirt and pulled me back in front of him…Mark said, "Well, I do care…" Mark picked me up and I said, "Oh, even better…" My shoes we in Mark's hand as he carried me down to the truck…I opened the door to his truck and jumped in and slid over to my side…and Mark threw my shoes at me and got in…as soon as he was in, I moved back over and snuggled close to him…the boy was nothing but a human heater…
I hooked my arm around his and laid my head on his shoulder…he stuck his hand between my thighs…and I thought I was going to pee myself…I said, "JESUS! God, Mark, you're hand is freezing…" Mark looked at me and said, "Which is why I put it in the warmest place on your body…" I said, "Yea, one warning…don't move your little finger too much, or we won't make it home in one piece…" Mark let out a little growl and moved his fingers…I smacked his arm and said, "Stop, or we won't make it out of Matt and Amy's driveway…"
Mark laughed a little and said, "Hey, that's fine with me…" I said, "You are one big hormone…" Mark said, "Hey, who attacked who night before last?" I said, "What was I supposed to do…you kept teasing me…and you know I don't do teasing…I mean how many times can you bump into someone with an enormous erection…I mean without the person going completely insane…"
Mark laughed and said, "Okay fine…so I was trying to seduce you, and obviously it worked…" I said, "Babe, it doesn't take much for you to make me horny…you'll never have to seduce me…" Mark said, "Oh I know, but that takes away from the fun I have while making you insanely horny…" I laughed and said, "Thanks a lot shithead." Mark smiled and said, "Anytime." We took off and got home in 25 minutes…