Disclaimer: D00d, if I owned Kingdom Hearts, I'd make other people write the fanfictions.

Warning: These stories are very corrupted…including violence, nonsense, lime, and much more crap I don't feel like listing.

Note: Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows. For each mini-story, there will be characters and other stuff like that from a certain other video game, manga, or anime.

Crossover: Final Fantasy X-2

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w0rd. Chapter 2.

What if everyone was unhealthily optimistic?

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One day, the world was going crazy. Final Fantasy X-2 became real, and all the characters began launching nukes at each other. LeBlanc was chasing Nooj around begging to get laid, Gippal was screwing Rikku, and Baralai and Vegnagun were pole dancing. Link too.

ANYWAY.

Nukes were flying everywhere, and the KH trio was frolicking in the fields of dead bodies.

"Oh yay!" Kairi giggled. "Now that people are dying, we will have more stuff to clean!"

"And the nukes are destroying everything, which is really happy!" Riku said.

"YEAH!" Sora yelled. Everyone was still frolicking and giggling as the nukes were flying everywhere. Then a birdie flew by and was burnt into a million pieces by a tiny nuke.

"Wow! That bird just exploded! I must use my cleanliness and clean up the mess!" Said Sora, and scooped up the ashes.

"We are so cool and optimistic!" Kairi said, and the three giggled. After they finished frolicking in circles, they frolicked to the play island. A black vortex of energy was swirling around it. Shuyin and Lenne were sitting on the dock.

"Oooooo pretty colors…." Shuyin said and drooled.

"Yes, Shuyin, pretty." Said Lenne. She wanted to strangle the thick-skulled blonde right then and there, but he was just so goddam sexy, she couldn't. Vegnagun, Link, and Baralai were still pole dancing to "Everybody Dance Now".

"Look at that swirling vortex of doom! It's a Kodak moment!" Riku exclaimed, and took a picture.

"Wow! I'm so happy!" Kairi said.

"Me too. Let's frolic!" Sora said, and they frolicked until the end of the day.

At the end of the day, everyone had giggled themselves silly.

"This is so funny!" Said Kairi as they were setting cockroaches on fire. It was QUITE entertaining.

"Yeah! If we keep it up, these icky cockroaches won't come near us anymore!" Riku reported. He giggled. He began prancing around and all the nukes (which were still falling) miraculously missed him. The other two pranced also. Rikku and Gippal were now sleeping. Nooj had finally fucked Leblanc, but was tired after 30 rounds and went to sleep.

"Damn, super-sperm!" A very drink Gippal had said to Nooj right before he collapsed.

"All of this prancing and frolicking is tiring." Sora said.

"Yeah." Riku agreed.

"YEEEEE-AAAY-UH!." Kairi showed off her Lil' Jon accent.
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"Well, I'm going to go. I have to go clean, clean, clean, and then I have to go tell my little brother Shinra how much I love him! By my happy, frolicking, optimistic friends!" Sora said as he pranced off into the sunset.

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Sorry that was so short. I've already run out of ideas. Have any? R&R!