Matt and Amy had moved to Houston before they got married…and lived pretty much right down the street from Mark and I…When we pulled into the driveway and Mark shut the truck off and we went inside…I said, "I'm going to check my e-mail really fast sweetie…I'll be upstairs sitting in bed.." Mark said, "That's fine, I'm going to make sure the house is locked up…and that damn laptop better disappear when I get in the room…otherwise it's going to get a flying lesson…right out the window…"
I said, "You wouldn't dare…" Mark said, "Test me..." I said, "Damn you big ole brut…" Mark leaned over and grabbed my bottom lip with his teeth and sucked on it a little…and then kissed me, I couldn't help but let out a little moan…and I said, "You keep that up, and the clothes may disappear with the laptop..." Mark said, "I guarantee they will." I said, "Wow, someone is full of themselves tonight…" Mark said, "I know someone who's going to be full of me tonight also…"
Mark walked away letting a deep laughing come from the back of his throat…I smacked his ass and said, "You better watch it Mr. Callaway." Mark laughed harder…he always laughed at me when I was trying to be serious…Just cause he knew I could never get serious or tough with him, even with as hard as I tried…I went up started and actually stripped all my clothes and got into one of Mark's t-shirts…and then got in bed and pulled my laptop out and checked my e-mail…I had an e-mail from Vanessa…It said:
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Hey There Mrs. Undertaker… (Aka Lala),
I thought you'd like that…I know you're laughing, so don't try to deny it…Any ways…me and the girls have been coming up with a new list…hope you enjoy it…make sure you give it to all your little wrestling buddies…Jakie sends his love…if this kid doesn't stop growing he's going to eat me out of house and home before he turns 7…GEEZ! Miss ya, call me sometime kid…
Vanna
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All I Need To Know About Life I learned From Wrestling Part 2
I've learned that it is okay to run a truck into an ambulance with someone in it because he rock bottomed you.
I've learned that it is completely acceptable to drink beer while working as long as you do it responsible.
I've learned that you should never hire an actor that promotes vacations to portray a doctor.
I've learned that pimpim' still ain't easy nor legal but escorting is.
I've learned that the people's strudel is the female equivalent to poontang pie.
I've learned that men like Billy and Chuck are just good friends.
I've learned that you must always respect the Undertaker. Thought Mark would like this one
I've learned that Dudleyville is home of royalty.
I've learned that we are all good citizens protected by the Hurricane and Mighty Molly.
I've learned that breast augmentation is a private thing.
I've learned that when things don't go your way, throw a tantrum.
I've learned that mops make excellent girlfriends and valets.
I've learned that too much power can go to your head.
I've learned that when you can't think of something to say, 'Damn' fits almost any occasion.
I've learned that seeing someone who betrayed you tombstoned off a stage can repair any relationship.
I've learned that it is perfectly normal to drive your vehicle into the stadium.
I've learned that even after you try to take over your father's business, publicly say you want him to die, he will still forgive you and walk you down the isle.
I've learned that when someone annoying is talking to you, 'What?' is the ultimate revenge.
I've learned that you are never too old to wrestle.
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