Disclaimer: D00d, if I owned Kingdom Hearts, I'd make other people write the fanfictions.
Warning: These stories are very corrupted…including violence, nonsense, lime, and much more crap I don't feel like listing.
Note: Flames will be used for roasting marshmallows. For each mini-story, there will be characters and other stuff like that from a certain other video game, manga, or anime.
Uhm…if you like Michael
Jackson, then I'm sorry that this chapter might offend
you.
Crossover: None.
Cookie Count: 5
w00tah!
Sora – l y k o m g z s p a z
Riku – SoulEater263
Kairi – ILoveFluffyBunnies
Ansem - xButtsecksx
Tidus – MyBigStick62
Selphie – Paopu3459300
Wakka – BlitzballIsCool
What if everyone discovered the joys of Chatrooms?
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo
You
have just entered chat 'DestinyIslands' at 4:29pm.
l y
k o m g z s p a z: Is ne1 here?
SoulEater263:
Sora, how many times have I told you not to talk like that? It makes
my eyes bleed. T.T
l y k o m g z s p a z: wut r u talkn abut? U r meen I h8 u meenie meenie poop.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: What the heck? I can never understand what he is saying.
l y k o m g z s p a z: I H8 U 2 GO AWAY U STOOPD HED I WIL HURT U!11!11!1!11!
l y k o m g z s p a z has left the
chatroom.
SoulEater263: …Suit yourself.
xD
l y k o m g z s p a z has entered the
chatroom.
SoulEater263: And Kairi, please. It's
okay to say 'bad words'. See?
l y k o m g z s p a z
has left the chatroom.
SoulEater263: "That fucking
bitch was being an ass so I slapped her as fucking hard as I could
and she called me a buttfuck and ran away." That wasn't so bad
was it?
Blitzball-Is-Cool has entered the
chatroom.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Shut up, Riku.Hi
Wakka!
l y k o m g z s p a z has entered the
chatroom.
l y k o m g z s p a z has left the
chatroom.
BlitzballIsCool: Wassup everyone?
l y k o m g z s p a z has entered the chatroom.
SoulEater263: SORA YOU STUPID FUCK! STOP IT!
l y k o m g z s p a z: fin wutevr.
Paopu3459300 has
entered the chatroom.
BlitzballIsCool: Hi
Selphie. This is really boring. D:
Paopu3459300: Well, I just got here, so I'll decide that.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Hey, Selphie! Do you want to come over later?
BlitzballIsCool: Um no she can't hehe. ..
ILoveFluffyBunnies: ?
Paopu3459300: Hehe yeah I can't oh look at the time I have to go by everyone see you later hehehe.
Paopu3459300 has left the chatroom.
BlitzballIsCool: Ya gotta go see ya'll later hehehehehehe.
BlitzballIsCool has left the chatroom.
MyBigStick62 has entered
the chatroom.
SoulEater263: What's up with
them?
MyBigStick62: What's up with who?
l y k o m g z s p a z: I duno I tink dey r lyk goin out r sumtin ya I tink im rite lololololol Im so cul u rnt cul lololol
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Wakka and Selphie. They are acting…odd.
MyBigStick62: Oh yeah. They are going out now. Doesn't anyone know?
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Oh, that whore. She told me really loved me for me! Not just because the sex was to die for! I'm going to give her a good spanking tonight!
l y k o m g z s p a z: WTF?
SoulEater263: O.O
MyBigStick62: Holy shit.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Okay, yeah, so I'm gay. Who cares?
SoulEater263: But Kairi! You slut around with every guy on the goddamn island!
ILoveFluffyBunnies: And girl. Being a whore is great…
l y k o m g z s p a z: u hor. I h8 u even mor now. Im guna mak da evil toastrs et ur hed 2nite lolololol it wil be so funi!11!1!111!11!1!1
MyBigStick62: Wow. I never knew.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Who is MyBigStick62, anyway?
MyBigStick62: It's Tidus!
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Ew. That's sick. Even though it's true. Good times, good times…
MyBigStick62: Kairi, shut the fuck up.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Ya, tidus. U r weerd u ned 2 get a culr naim lyk min.
MyBigStick62: Oh, yeah, sure. Lykomgzspaz sure is a cool name. –rolls eyes-
SoulEater263: But why…your big stick? No one cares how big your…stick is. D:
MyBigStick62: I didn't mean it like…that. I meant it like…well; I fight with my big-ass stick, so yeah. I'm proud of it.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Riku, you aren't talking much.
MyBigStick62: Your horny, aren't you.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Maybe I am. ;-)
MyBigStick62: No, not you. Riku. I can tell. He is probably looking at porn.
SoulEater263: Yup. And not only porn….it's my secret stash of pictures of Sora! I have him in the shower, sleeping, brushing his teeth, getting dressed, at the beach, and ooh…here's one of him jacking off to…MICHEAL JACKSON'S PICTURE? OH SHIT!
l y k o m g z s p a z: RIKU U R A STALKR I H8 U AN SO WUT IF I LUV MJ HE IS A SEKSI BEEST!
ILoveFluffyBunnies: That's sick. That's truly sick. Sora, get a life.
MyBigStick62: D:
MyBigStick62: D:
SoulEater263: D:
ILoveFluffyBunnies: D:
MyBigStick62: D:
ILoveFluffyBunnies: D:
SoulEater263: D:
l y k o m g z s p a z: ok ok I get it gosh u r al meen.
SoulEater263: Hah. I have ultimate blackmail.
xButtsecksx has entered the chatroom.
SoulEater263: AND IT'S SORA LOVES A CHILD MOLESTER!
xButtsecksx: Oh, really? Sora loves me?
l y k o m g z s p a z: LYK OMGZ SPAZ IS IT RELY U MIKEL? I LUV U!
MyBigStick62: Um. Who the hell are you?
xButtsecksx: I am Ansem. Nice to meet you, oh-so-fuckable children.
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Hm…Ansem. I haven't heard of you before. ;-)
SoulEater263: o.o
MyBigStick62: ...?
l y k o m g z s p a z: :3
xButtsecksx: Who may you be, darling?
ILoveFluffyBunnies: I'm Kairi. I love you. Let's have sex.
xButtsecksx: You read my mind, Kairi. I'll meet you at the park? You can come back to my place. ;-)
SoulEater263: O.O
MyBigStick62: ?
l y k o m g z s p a z: D: D: D:
ILoveFluffyBunnies: Of course I will. ;-) I'll be there in 10.
xButtsecksx: Okay, honey. Take your time. : )
ILoveFluffyBunnies has left the chatroom.
xButtsecksx: If any of you want to have a fun time, you know who to ask. ;-) ;-) ;-)
MyBigStick62: Rapist.
SoulEater263: Go fuck your mom.
l y k o m g z s p a z: omg omg omg omg I h8 u lots now. Lololololol!11!111!11!1!1
xButtsecksx: Oh, feisty, are we? I like that in bed. ;-) Ta-ta for now, sweeties. Be good.
xButtsecksx has left the chatroom.
MyBigStick62: Holy.
SoulEater263: Fucking.
MyBigStick62: Shit.
l y k o m g z s p a z: OMGOMG OMG HE IS GUNA RAPE ME IN MY SLEP!
SoulEater263: Nah. He doesn't even know where we live, but just in case, I'm going to go lock my door. Be right back.
MyBigStick62: Same. Brb
l y k o m g z s p a z: OMG DAT IS A GUD IDEAZ! IM GUNA DO DAT 2! BRBRBRBRB
MyBigStick62: Back.
SoulEater263: Same here.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Me 2. :D
MyBigStick62: Hey – Wakka is here. I think I'm going to go. Gotta here his stories of how Kairi is in bed…and I have to tell him what happened. XD ttyl, everyone.
SoulEater263: Okay. See you. Bye, Tidus.
MyBigStick62: Baibai.
l y k o m g z s p a z: BI I WIL C U L8R!
MyBigStick62 has left the chatroom.
SoulEater263: Finally. Just you and me.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Uh ya I ges lol
SoulEater263: Uh huh.
l y k o m g z s p a z: omg ges wat.
SoulEater263: What, Sora.
l y k o m g z s p a z: I CAN SMEL UR BRAINS! LOLZ U HAV SPICY BRAINS!
SoulEater263: X.x
SoulEater263: Okay, I really can't take you seriously like this. It's hard to imagine I'm talking to the same Sora that moaned and writhed under me not so long ago.
l y k o m g z s p a z: omg ya I no I shuld stop talkin lik dis but it is so e z an I wanna so ya.
SoulEater263: …
l y k o m g z s p a z: But….if you like it better when I talk like this, I will gladly. But only for you.
SoulEater263:
l y k o m g z s p a z: So, do you want to come over and make out or something?
SoulEater263: Of course, baby. Glad too.
l y k o m g z s p a z: See you in a few.
SoulEater263:'Aight. See you, Sora.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Bye, Riku.
SoulEater263 has left the chatroom.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Hey.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Hey you.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Yeah, you.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Reading this right now.
l y k o m g z s p a z: Guess what?
l y k o m g z s p a z: I didn't just try to smell your spicy brains.
l y k o m g z s p a z has left the
chatroom.
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x3 How'd you all like it? Tee-hee. Sorry if it wasn't that funny. I was uberly tired and half asleep when I wrote this. X.x R&R! Up next…
What
if everyone, indeed, DID look like Riku?
(Credit to
stickxkeyblade)
Thank you, reviewers!