SUPER MARIO SEXSHINE!

By Stupidfic

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This was going to be the best damn vacation ever. Supposedly, when Mario had to shoot himself out of a cannon to get to Pinna Park, he went of course and found himself on another island. Isle Hentaigirl was its name, and boy did Mario have an erection.

One of the residents saw Mario, and went up to him. "Are you Mario?" said a 16 year old anime girl. Mario nodded, hoping she didn't look down. "That's great! Madam Brest would like to see you!" Mario followed the teenager, noticing how nice her ass is. Sure, Mario was getting out of character, but this is a fanfic, and all fanfics have something wrong one way or another.

After a minute of walking, Mario was inside a palace. Sitting on a throne was a middle aged lady with the biggest fucking breasts EVER! I mean, damn, its almost more of a turn off than a turn on! Oh well, that's hentai drawers for ya.

"Mario, I presume?" said the big-boobed lady, her name Madam Brest "we seem to have a problem that we think only you can help." Mario thought what she could mean, and got a bigger erection. "You see" Brest continued "one of Bowser's minions, Petey Piranha, has caused trouble on our fair island." A girl then appears, wearing nothing but a bikini. Mario looks closer and notices the bikini is really goop! "As you can see" Brest continues "with this horrid grime clothing, we can never take off our clothes or have lesbian sex. Will you help us?" "FUCK-A YAH!" said Mario "FUCKY FUCKING FUCK YAH! I'D DO IT-A FOR FREE FUCK-A!" "Oh, we were going to repay you in an orgy" said the 16 year old. Mario stopped suddenly and said "UH NEVERMIND! THE ORGY SOUNDS FINE!"

And thus began Mario's newest quest, to wash off slime off of sexy mindless anime females! "But what about Princess Peach?" asked FLUDD, Mario's talking water sprayer. "Meh, she'll be-a fine" Mario said. Then Peach came out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of the perverted plumber. "It seems that Bowser had stomach problems, so he let me go" Peach said "lets return to Delfino and have our vacation!" "WHAT?" Mario screamed "NO! I'M FINE HERE!" "Come on, Toadsworth is waiting for us" said Peach, grabbing Mario's arm and dragging him to a nearby boat. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Mario. In frustration of not being able to escape the Princess's grasp, drops FLUDD on the ground.

Twenty seconds, the depressed Mario and the clueless Peach are long gone. Petey the Piranha Plant flew down from the sky, noticing FLUDD by his feet. "Hey mister!" said a goop bikini-wearing girl, laying on the beach with her friends "could you use that sprinkler the wash us down? We'll repay for it!" Petey thought about it, and grinned mischievously.

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END!