HEY PPLZ!
I am such a procrastinator, I didn't get this done faster. (smacks self in head)
Well! I HAVE EXCELLENT NEWS!
Over half of this chapter was written by Danni herself! CLAP PEOPLE! (huge crowd cheers while holding up 'I heart Danni signs')
The OTHER half however, was written by ME! (crickets)
Danni is Brilliant
Later, after all of the friends left, and Terra was dragged away by a security guard, Raven stayed, partly because she liked his company, and partly because he didn't want too be left at the hospital all by his lonesome self."Rae?" "What?""About what happened back there, a little while ago... that was AWESOME! But, I wonder, why?" Garfield asked with a confused expression plastered on his face"You wanna hear the short story or the long one?" Raven asked, biting her lip."The long one!" he nearly shouted with glee."Well, it all started,""STORYTIME STORYTIME STORYTIME!" "As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted," Raven started" It started with the day that I met Danni, oddly enough"FLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKFLASHBACKAfter school ended, the day that Raven and Danni first met, the girls made arrangements too meet at Danni's house later at 4:30. Raven walked home usually. Today it was raining, and windy. Raven wrapped around her neck a little tighter and the wind whistled by her, tugging at her clothes and turning her nose red. She thought she heard a shuffling noise behind her, so she turned, and nobody was there. When she finally reached her house, she opened the front door too find that nobody was home. Which was how it always was when she got home. She hung up her coat and scarf in the coat closet, and grabbed the phone.She dialed the numbers she had written on her hand earlier that day carefully. Danni's number."Hello?" said a voice"Umm, hi this is Raven and I'm wondering if Danni is there?" Raven asked, hating the fact that Danni hadn't answered the phone. She felt uncomfortable talking too strangers."Yes she is, hang on just a sec," Raven heard some yelling in the background, and a few thumps and crashes, and then a cheerful "Hello?" "Hey Danni, this is Raven""OH HEY RAVEN!" Danni squealed "What do you think of this weather?" Raven asked"Well, its no worse that Oregon." Danni answered"Huh?""Oh, yah, i used too live in Oregon before I moved here. And it rained ALL the time!" "So, am i still coming over a 4:30?" Raven inquired"Yup. And if you want to bring ice cream you can, cuz I want to get 'high' on ice cream like my big sister does!" Danni rushed excitedly."Sure, i think we have chocolate on the freezer... well, I'll see you in a little while!" Raven responded quickly. Danni's enthusiasm was so contagious."Ok, see you soon! Adios Amigo! Or would it be Amiga? I cant really remember..." Danni started rambling..."Ok Danni, see you in a little while'." Raven said, suppressing giggles, and then hung up.She smiled too herself and went to check the freezer to see if there was chocolate ice cream. She stepped into the kitchen too see...A very wet Terra. Holding a steaknife."Am I missing something?" Raven asked, more irritated that frightened."No, not yet." Terra said, stepping forward. Raven rolled her eyes."Get. Out. Of. My. House. Now." Raven ordered through clenched teeth. Terra lunged at Raven, cutting Raven's left arm with the steaknife. Raven lowered her eyes."You just made a big mistake." Raven said with such an icy tone it made Terra shiver."You do not want too make me mad. Bad things happen too the people who make me mad. But, that's just too bad for you isn't it?" Raven growled.At that point Terra got scared and ran out the front door. "Bitch." Raven muttered. "Hey! I didn't even know I knew that word!" She breathed excitedly. And she marched up and down the stairs chanting her new and improved vocabulary for the rest of the afternoon, until Danni's mom came and picked her up.ENDFLASHBACKEBDFLASHBACKENDFLASHBACKENDFlASHBACKENDFLASHBACK"And Terra did that about four more times, but Danni took care of her..." Raven finished, with a small smile. "That is why I hate Terra." Raven added."Dude... you said your first cuss word when you were eight? Naughty Raven!" Garfield scolded " So, she really did that? She really stabbed you?" He asked"Yah, and I've got the scars too prove it." Raven answered in her classic monotone. "Dang." Suddenly, He sprang up, and embraced Raven in a warm hug. She smiled. "So do you wanna watch TV or something?" Gar asked."Sure" Raven crawled up onto hospital bed with him, and before long she ws resting her head on his shoulder, and he was stroking her hair.Danni was right. Confessions were good.
NEXTDAYATSCHOOLNEXTDAYATSCHOOLNEXTDAYATSCHOOL
The next day at school it was mostly normal there was the same ol' drama and gossip but like I said normal. Earlier when Richard and Kori walked in hand in hand, Danni fed herself a mental brownie.
It now was lunch and Danni was listening to Ma Hump on her I-pod nano, and dancing all over the hallway. She loudly sung,
"The boys they call me sexy, The boys they want to sex me, always standing next to me, always dancin next to me trying to feel ma hump hump, looking at ma lump lump, they can look but they cant touch it if they touch I'm a, start some drama you don't want no drama drama, no no no no drama, so don't pull on my hand boy, You aint my man boy, I'm just tryin to dance boy and move ma hump ma hump ma hump ma hump ma lovely lady lump."
She turned the corner shakin her money maker (hehe booty) and stopped and gasped.
There stood Roy all over another girl she got red with anger but slowly calmed down as she looked she notice SHE was all over HIM. Danni walked over flirtily and grabbed Roy's polo shirt and pulled him to her, she smiled as she saw how close they were, and it was about to happen when they were just a few millimeters apart. Until a loud nasally voice boomed in,
"Liek excuse me liek what do you think your doing?" asked the mystery girl stupidly.
"What's it look like Blondie I'm about to kiss him what are you blind?" stated Danni forcefully.(I have no offence against Blind People)
"Well you liek got it wrong, he's MY man!" said the mystery girl snottily.
"What did you say?" asked Danni growling.
"You heard me skank he's MINE!" yelled the mystery girl.
"Your mistaken girlie he likes me and not you!" yelled Danni.
"Wanna bet byotch?" asked the girl
"How much loser?" asked Danni grinning.
"Hoe you don't have enough!" said the girl loudly.
"Yea I do, I get my clothes from a special designer in Rome, not Value Village like someone I know cough cough."said Danni happily.
"Are you calling me poor?" asked the girl in a whiny voice.
"Did I S-Sttuter Blondie?" asked Danni smirking.
"Well lets settle this You, Me, 3:00, outside, Today so I can finally show everyone how wimpy you are." said the girl evilly.
"Bring it on Bitch!" yelled Danni growling.
"Its already been brunged, branged..."said the girl partially.
"Oooo bad grammar… Your'e really smart for a blonde! Oh wait your not a real one! Oops my bad!" said Danni in an extremely preppy voice.
"Well yea, I have to go do something more important than get stupider by the minute, so Adios!" said Danni walking away.
"WAIT!" yelled the girl.
"What." said Danni icily.
"What's your name? "asked the girl.
"The names Danni, and you need to try and remember it in that pretty little head of yours, 'cause once I'M done, that pretty little head wont be so pretty, and you'll be begging for mercy." said Danni snappily.
"Oh and just so I know, what's your name?" asked Danni non-caringly
"The name's Summer, liek the season because I'm so Damn HOT!" said Summer bragging.
"Whatever you snot nosed prep!" said Danni normally.
"Stupid Dumbass-y red loving Punk!" said Summer meanly.
"Well you know what I can't wait until 3:00 today so I can KICK YOUR ASS! said Danni, yelling the end of her statement.
"Whatever. I don't care about stupid Punks who are wannabees, so like kisses bye Roy." said Summer blowing him a kiss.
After Summer left, Roy left to class and left Danni in the middle of the hallway alone. Danni screamed,
"OHMIGAWD THAT SLUT TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN I SWEAR I CANT WAIT UNTIL 3:00 SO I CAN KICK HER ASS! PSSH SHE THINKS SHE CAN TAKE HIM FROM ME WELL SHES GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. GAWD STUPID SUMEMR BEING A STUPID DUMB BLONDE PREP! ERRRRR GO TO HELL SUMMER I HATE YOU!"
After Danni finally calmed down she turned her I-pod Nano back on and turned it to Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and jammed out of the hall. A few moments later a dark figure came out and whispered,
"Excellent my plan is coming to a start."
-In the school-
It was 3:00 and it was time. Danni put a fresh coat of make-up on, brushed and straightened hair, and put her hat back on along with her sunglasses.
Summer on the other hand was putting on pounds of make-up looking like the slut she is. But what the two girls didn't know was that they were talking about each other on each sides of the school.
Danni in the West, Summer in the East.
"Whore." said Summer quietly.
"Skank." said Danni loudly.
"Bitch." said Summer evilly.
"Boyfriend stealing Hussy!" Danni screamed.
"Ummm Danni he's not your boyfriend yet." said Raven cautiously.
"Ugly fat wuss." said Summer sneering.
"Fake ass prep." said Danni icily.
"I HATE HER!" yelled the two simultaneously.
-Outside-
Everyone who was anyone was outside waiting for the fight to began. Roy was standing with Rich and Kori, who were talking about the odds of Danni and the mystery girl, (and kissing each other every few seconds) but Roy was too busy thinking what would happen if Summer won.
'Would I have to be her boyfriend? I can't be I like Danni cause she's nice and mean at the same time, she's hot, mischievous, hot, sweet, protective and friendly. Oh god please let Danni win.'
He tried to take his mind off the subject, so he listened to Vic and Bee, but she was looking for Danni and he was humming Girl Fight. So he just spaced out. Gar was looking for Raven but he just guessed she was with Danni.
-Inside-
"...so that when she challenged me." said Danni tiredly.
"Man don't worry your gonna kick her ass!" said Raven enthusiastically. (Raven has extreme confidence in Danni)
"Yeah. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." said Danni happily as she mimicked a choo-choo train.
"We need to see if we have the list ready." said Raven.
"Cute ass hat and hot sunglasses?" asked Raven.
"Check." said Danni fixing her glasses.
"Make-up redone and hair brushed?" asked Raven.
"Checkaroonie." said Danni happily.
"Tight red short shorts?" asked Raven snickering.
"Yep Yep!" said Danni gliding across the hallway.
"White and black lace-up tube top with un-hooked sleeves that reach your elbow that I bought you?" asked Raven smiling.
"Well duh you'd think I'd go shirtless in my bra?"
"Ok ok, how about black snap-up warm-up pants?" asked Raven.
"Well no, I'm just in my undies. Geez." said Danni laughing.
"Stoppit! We only have about 2 items left." said Raven irritated.
"Fine lets just get done I wanna kick some butt." said Danni sending fake punches into the air.
"Striped toe socks and Red flip flops?" asked Raven sighing.
"Yea. And now were done. Thank goodness!" said Danni tiredly.
"Now off to the Batcave Robin!" yelled Danni as she faked a super hero pose.
"C'mon we have to go, were already late." said Raven looking at the wall clock.
"Rae sweetie when your with me, your never late, your always fashionably late." said Danni smiling as Rae pulled her away
-Outside (again)-
Everyone was anticipating the brawl, and were waiting for the two star contestants. Summer was there and ready and willing.
"You like, ready Summer?" asked Kamille smiling evilly.
"Liek I was born ready. I can't wait to beat that bitch up." said Sumemr meanly
"Good. Summer. Good. It doesn't matter if you win or loose, you'll still be part of THE group." said Kamille sweetly.
"Oh don't worry I know that I'll liek win." said Summer.
The two were laughing until they saw Terra. She looked bad, I mean seriously bad. She had a black eye, scratches, bruises, a swollen face and an arm sling.
"Terra? Are you like ok? Cause you don't look so well." said Kamille glancing at her.
"I'm fine. Except that bitch Raven caught me off guard and stole Gar form me."
said Terra falsely.
"Well don't worry Terr, she's part of our plan." said Kamille evilly.
"Plan? Like what plan?" asked Terra stupidly.
"God. Its this one stupid!" said Kamille as she whispered the plan in Terra's ear. Terra smiled wide, trying to pull off Danni's classic I-have-an-evil-plan smile. And, sadly, only Danni can do it.
-Inside (again)-
Raven and Danni were almost to the front doors, when they stopped and looked at each other. Danni took a deep breath and motioned Rae to open the door. She complied.
-Outside (FINALLY)-
Everyone heard the doors open, and quickly turned their heads towards them.
Danni's head was down. A lot of people thought she was scared. But her friends knew she wasn't. Danni doesn't get scared. Danni slowly raised her head, and everyone saw the cocky smile that played her lips, and evil look in her eyes.
Everyone cheered as she walked down the isle of teens that turned into a circle. There were cheers, whistles, and a few boos from losers. (Kamilles friends). Once Danni got close enough to Summer, Danni glanced at her, and Vice versa.
And then the fight erupted.
THANK YOU DANNI! You gave me 9 freakin pages! YAAAAYYYY! Next chappy involves a dance. So stick around and watch my complex, cryptic, Intricate, plan unravel. I just have to check with Danni first.
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