Having the Ice Queen as a friend meant that Tracy seldom got the attention of the male populace of Hogwarts. But sooner or later, she knew she was gonna hit the jackpot. Well, you know what they say about tempting fate…

"Harry blankly stared at her as if she had grown another head, before stating plainly, "You aren't Hedwig." "Of course I'm Hedwig, watch!" The child spread out her arms, climbed to the armrest of the sofa and jumped… Landing straight on her face." Hedwig turns into a human child. Hijinks ensues!

Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts seems to be turning into the worst year of his life, can a certain private investigator help him with an ugly toad, and maybe even something more?