Me: Hi fellow reader,

I am TidalMoon2003 and a Pertemis (Percy and Artemis) ship follower.

Percy: Why am I with Artemis and not Annabeth?

Artemis (smacks Percy's head): Any problems Fish brain?

Percy: Moonbeam

Artemis: Plankton mouth

Percy: Deerie

Artemis: Octopus shit

Percy: Arty

Artemis: Percyyyyy!!!!

Percy: Whoops gotta go!!!

Me (shaking my head): Couples... Anyways read my books and I will update them as fast as I can

(1 hour later)

In Artemis's tent

Percy: SPARE ME ARTY!!!

Artemis: WATCH YOUR MOUTH PERSEUS!!!

Me: Guys we have an audience.

Percy and Artemis: Sorry it was his/her fault

HEY!!!

Quit it!!!

Me: Audience

Percy and Artemis: Sorry, read all the books, TidalMoon2003 doesn't own any Pjo books and these books are for clear fictional and entertainment purposes.

Artemis: He also beta reads books.

Me: Hey!!! I wanted to say that.

Artemis: Big deal!!! Wanna add to the Jackalope population?

Me: ummm... bye

Artemis: That's what I thought.

Me: I am back people.

Artemis: Whatever, nobody cares

Percy: No need to be rude Arty.

Artemis: Kelpy, shut up

Me: Anyways, as you have noticed i have uploaded two books right now.

Percy: Yeah. See I am so great

Me: I am writing it, so shut up.

Artemis: See, he agrees that you have to shut up.

Me: Ugh, Anyways, Percy Jackson and the Hunters' Guardian Angel: this is basically a stereotypical guardian story till chapter 6. After that there is a lot of twists.

Percy Jackson and the Childhood Familiarity: this is set in the time when Artemis and Percy were friends. There is no book like this. Trust me, i searched for it everywhere on this site. but this book is not going to be updated as frequently and the guardian story as i am keen to finish that book. Thanks and sorry.

Percy: Also follow TidalMoon2003 and like and review his book. If you want to be in contact with him, send a private message OR review in one of his books. He reads all of them.

Artemis: Whatever Octopee.

Me: Hi guys, I am back now.

Percy: Yay?!?!

Artemis: Percy if you dont know what to say, then DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Me: Guys, do you ever stay calm?

Both of them: No

Me: Fine. Jeez, you guys are so weird.

Artemis: Wanna repeat that?

Percy: Dont repeat it.

Me: You guys are weird.

(10 minutes later)

Me: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! NOT THERE!!! NOT THERE!!!

Percy: (sighs) Anyways, he is back and writing and updating only Percy Jackson and the hunters' guardian angel right now.

Me: Yeah, what he said.

Artemis: Get back here, you piece of shit.

Me: I am back. After a long time.

Artemis: Back again? wwwhhhhhhyyyy?

Me: To torture you *Laughs evilly*

Percy: Oh shut it. We know you are back. Now get on with any important announcement you have to make.

Me: Fine.

Percy Jackson and the Hunter's Guardian Angel: Complete

Percy Jackson and the Childhood Familiarity: In-Progress

Percy Jackson and the Coffee Shop: On Hiatus

Artemis: Is that all?

Percy: Do you really think it is?

Artemis: Probably not.

Me: Definitely not. Anyways, a new fanfiction will be published soon. The plot is decided but the name and when its getting released is not.

Percy: Oh also check out the fanfiction 'Sea of Despair'. TidalMoon2003 is beta reading it.

Artemis: That should be all.

Me: Yep

Me: Guys, those of you who remember my present story, it was a mistake. I acted on impulse and immaturity and am going to pay for my mistakes for a long time.

Artemis: Everyone hates you, you little shit.

Percy: It was just a mistake.

Me: Look, I know. I am going to make my own version of the story, but after I finish my current stories.