First, this is probably going to be only one shot. Don't expect anymore parodies, though I can probably make a few if I put my mind to it. Second, it's my first song thingy on this site, so, yeah, be considerate in your reviews and keep that in mind. Ok, here we go…
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies
and see
I'm just a vermin child,
I need no sympathy,
For I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me...
Mama, nearly killed a beast
Put wolfs bane in a mug
She didn't look, she took a chug
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama oo-oo-oo-oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Red stains showing my paws
I'll be banished, 'cause I broke the law
So long, everybeast
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oo-oo-oo-oo
I don't want to leave
Sometimes I wish I'd never come here at all...
I see a little silhouetto of a beast
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt of lightening, very very frightening me
Son of Sixclaw, Son of Sixclaw
Son of Sixclaw, Son of Sixclaw
It is so
Magnificoo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
I'm just a vermin child, everybeast hates me
He's just a vermin child, from a warlord family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
What the heck, what they hey
Will you let me stay?
In Martin's name, we will not let you stay
Let him stay!
No, never, we will not let him stay
Let him stay!
No, never, we will not let you stay
Let me stay
Never let you stay
Let me stay
Never let you stay
Never let me go-oo-oo-oo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzelbub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me
So you think you can curse me and spit in my eye
So you think you can hate me and leave me to die
Oh baby-can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out- just gotta get right outta here
Oh yeah, oo yeah
Nothing really matters
Anybeast can see
Nothing really matters...
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blooooows!