Yu-gi-oh goes to Disneyland Paris
Chapter 2 – The Chapter of frantic seat-swappingDisclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, or Disneyland Paris.
Haha. Poor Kaiba. I don't really think Disneyland would be his scene. Mind you, I can't imagine him at any other theme park either. Haha. Well, he's going to Disneyland, and I'm going to make him go on all the really crappy little rides! Mua ha ha!
But before I do that, there are some other characters I want to get to Disneyland…
"I'm really looking forward to going to Disneyland!" Yugi said. "And it's really great that you guys can come too!"
"Yeah." Jounouchi said, with fake enthusiasm.
"Come on, Jounouchi." Honda said. "There are supposed to be some really scary rides now."
Jounouchi made a disbelieving noise.
"Where are Ryou and Yami Bakura?" Anzu asked. "They were supposed to be here ten minutes ago."
In Bakura's house…
"I'm not going! You can't make me!" Yami Bakura shouted, hanging onto the stair rail for dear life.
Ryou rolled his eyes.
"It's only a theme park, Yami."
"But it's Disney! You know I can't stand Disney! It's horrible, especially the cute little animals! They make me want to vomit!"
"You can stand it for one week Yami, can't you?" Ryou pleaded.
"No. I can't stand it at all. Not for a day. Not for an hour. Not for one second. Not for one milli-second."
"All right, I get the idea."
Ryou sighed and reached for the phone. He dialled Yugi's number and waited.
"Hello?"
"Yugi, it's me, Ryou. There's a bit of a problem… you see, you-know-who won't come… I think I can sort him out, but could you pick us up on the way?"
"Ye-es, I think so. Is he being difficult?"
"Yes. Well, see you."
Ryou hung up and turned to face Yami Bakura.
"Look, I'm really sorry about this and I know you'll never forgive me, but I'm afraid it has to be done."
Yami Bakura looked suspicious. "What has to be done?"
"This." Ryou said, picking up an umbrella from the stand and whacking Yami Bakura over the head with it.
"Do you think he'll be okay?" Anzu asked, as they dragged Yami Bakura into the minibus.
"He'll be fine. Let's just hope he doesn't wake up for a while, or I pity the person who's sitting next to him on the plane." Ryou said.
"That would be you, wouldn't it?" Yami said.
"Er- yes."
They reached the airport in good time and boarded the plane pretty quickly. Some of the airline staff enquired after Yami Bakura, but they were forced to say he'd passed out from his aeroplane flight phobia. Ryou groaned. Two things for Yami Bakura to loathe him for…
The plane wasn't that bad, although Anzu thought her seat smelt of sick and forced a hapless Jounouchi to swap with her, claiming that she wanted to be next to the window. Of course he didn't realise her real motive until he sat on the seat.
Then a frantic seat-swapping began. Nobody wanted the sick-smelling seat. Jounouchi swapped with Yugi, Yugi swapped with Honda and Honda, because he didn't want Shizuka to have the sicky seat, tried to get Ryou to swap. Of course Ryou had smelled a rat concerning the chair and wanted to know why nobody wanted it.
"I can't sit there, anyway." He said. "I need to keep an eye on my Yami."
So Honda ended up with the sicky seat, though he began to hatch various plots that would get him out of it. One of them was when someone needed the toilet, he would steal their chair. Well, that was the only one, to be honest, because Honda wasn't that good at plot-hatching.
They chatted happily for a few minutes, until they all had a surprise. It was a tanned, blonde surprise, and it was carrying the Millennium Rod.
"Malik! What are you doing here?" Everyone said at once.
"I'm going to Paris." Malik replied, in a strange accent that sounded half french, half american and- oh, you can't have three halves. Okay. In an accent that sounded one third French, one third American and one third Scottish.
"Any particular place? Going to see the Eiffel Tower, maybe?" Yami asked, peering over Yugi's shoulder to look at Malik.
"Er." Malik said, looking embarassed.
"Don't say you're going to Disneyland Paris too!" Yugi exclaimed excitedly. "We'll have to go around together!"
Malik tried to think of a plausible exscuse for visiting Disneyland Paris. Luckily, Isis rescued him.
"Have you found our seats yet, Malik?" Isis called from somewhere along the row. "They should be here somewhere… everywhere else is full."
"You were supposed to be keeping an eye on Yami Malik." Malik said accusingly. "He could be wreaking havoc."
"He's right here."
"Okay. Well… our seats are along here… row L, numbers 20 to 23…"
"That's right behind us!" Yugi said, in a state of wild excitement.
"Wonderful." Yami said sarcastically. "Where's Rishid, Isis?"
"Oh he didn't want to come." Isis replied.
"I wonder why…" Jounouchi muttered.
Yami Malik took the seat behind Yami and gave him an evil grin.
"This seat is uncomfortable." Malik grumbled, fidgeting.
Honda smiled.
"Why don't you try my seat?" he asked, smiling happily. "I assure you it's perfectly comfortable."
"Why thank you." Malik said, and gratefully swapped seats with Honda, who couldn't seem to help looking extremely pleased with himself.
Malik narrowed his eyes. "Why are you so happy to give up your seat, Honda? What's wrong- AH! I know! It smells of sick! I hate you!"
Honda smirked.
"Swap back! Swap back! Swap back! Swap back!" Malik shrieked.
"No! No! No! No!" Honda said, quickly fastening his seatbelt.
"Grrr." Malik growled.
"What's going on?" Yami Bakura asked. Apparently, he had woken up. "Why does my head hurt?"
Ryou looked surprised, but then his expression changed to one of relief. He mouthed "Don't say anything about Disneyland!" to the others, who looked puzzled.
"We're going on holiday, Yami." He said.
"Oh. Where are we going?"
"Er… egypt."
"Oh goodee. Can I rob a tomb?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because you can't."
"Damn."
"Hi Bakura!" Malik said, over-enthusiastically. "Can I swap seats with you?"
"Why?" Yami Bakura asked, suspiciously.
"Because- uh, I want to sit next to Ryou. And, er- I don't want to sit next to Jounouchi."
"Hey!" Jounouchi grumbled.
"All right." Yami Bakura said slowly.
"thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" Malik said, bouncing out of his chair.
Yami Bakura looked thoughtful. "What's wrong with your seat?"
"Nothing." Malik said, looking only slightly shifty.
"I'm coming over to inspect it. If it doesn't meet my expectations, I'm not swapping."
Malik grinned. "All right."
As Yami Bakura came over to look at the chair, he ran to the row in front as quickly as possible and sat in Yami Bakura's seat.
"Hey!" Yami Bakura growled. "Get off, or I'll send you to the shadow realm. I don't want your seat."
"You said you'd swap!" Malik said.
Yami Bakura sat down, a murderous look on his face.
"Hello, Yami Malik. Would you like my seat?" he asked, dropping his murderous look for a strange smile.
"No."
"I shall repeat the question: Would you like to swap seats with me, or would you like a pleasant eternity in the Shadow Realm?"
"That's not fair!" Yami Malik said. "Swap with your Hikari."
"Okay. Ryou…"
"No! Sit down and stop messing about."
Yami Bakura sat down, and his look was even more evil than usual.
Gaaah, stupid mortals. I'm going to teach them a lesson…. They'll find out what happens when nobody obeys me!
The inside of the aeroplane started to get very dark, and the more observant could see horrible monsters slinking around in the gangways between the rows of seats, their sharp teeth gleaming.
"Stop it, Yami!" Ryou hissed.
Yami Bakura merely smirked. "Unless somebody swaps seats with me, I will sacrifice someone to the darkness every second I have to wait."
"I'll swap." Yugi said quickly. "Just make the Shadow Realm go away."
"Very well." Yami Bakura sighed. The darkness faded and the monsters disappeared.
There were a few minutes of silence.
Then-
"Does anyone want to swap seats with me?"
Who fell asleep before the end? Be honest!
Yeah, I know it was just a chapter about people swapping seats, but… the next one will be better. Hopefully.
Let's just say it might be. :)