(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.")
There
was Valjean and Gavroche
And Cosette and Fantine
Enjolras,
Thenardier
Marius and 'Ponine
But do you recall that obsessed
policeman we call . . .
Javert the crazed inspector
(Inspector!)
Had a thing for stopping crime (Like Columbo!)
And
if he ever caught you (Caught you!)
It would mean you're doing
time! (Like his father!)
All of the bourgeois snubbed him
(Snubbed him!)
They would ban him from their crew (From those
drawing rooms!)
Given this situation (Situation!)
What was poor
Javert to do? (Work at Toulon!)
Working in that Toulon
Jail
Javert met Valjean. (24601!)
Now that Jean broke his
parole,
The chase goes on and on and on!
Now in Montreuil
they hate him (Hate him!)
'Cause there's no more factory
(Factory!)
But that will not distract him (Distract him!)
So
long as Valjean runs free! (Like "The Fugitive!")