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NOTE: Well…since I've started converting 'Fire Emblem Idol', I decided to convert this one as well. I think this is probably my favorite piece of FE work I've done, and I hope that those of you that weren't around when this was first up will enjoy it. If you'd rather read the original script form, go to the website in my profile. And who knows? With it up again, I might decide to continue it. Well, here's the prologue…..
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except myself. And the little voices in my head say I don't even own that.
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Arianna had been up all last night planning the next day's attack. It was now only an hour until battle time, and she was attempting to explain her tactics to her group. Unfortunately, it was not going well…..
Eliwood's Elite are all sitting on stools facing a big dry erase board on which Arianna is drawing O's and X's.
"Okay, now if Sain goes here," Arianna says, drawing an O, "and Lucius goes here," she draws an X, "then we should-" She breaks off when Sain raises his hand. "Yes?" shesays to him, a bit irritated.
"Can I be an X?" he asks, and Arianna twitches.
"No! You're an O." she snaps back. "Now, as I was saying-"
"Can moi pretty please be an X?" Serra interrupts. "O's are so four days ago."
"NO! You're both O's! Now listen-" Arianna turns back around to find Eliwood drawing on her board.
"Look! I drew a cat!" he announces, gesturing to some kind of deformed green blob he has drawn.
"It's Giggles!" Kent exclaims. (A/N: From FEI)
"Looks more like a bench." Lyn comments, blandly.
"Are any of you going to pay attention?" Arianna angrily demands.
"Nope." Nino answers, smiling innocently.
"ARGH! " Arianna vents and scribbles all over the board in ire. Eliwood stares at the scribble.
"What's that supposed to be?"
"I think that one's Serra." Hector says snidely and the cleric retaliates with a staff blow to his head.
"FINE! You can all just go DIE for all I care!" Arianna screams, having had enough.
Eleven or so hours later…..
Everyone's dead.
The enemy is laughing hysterically.
"I wasn't serious!" cries Arianna, quickly restarting the chapter. All the characters climb groggily back to their feet.
"Whoah, I must have fallen asleep. What did I miss?" Hector yawns, rubbing what he thinks is sleep sandout of his eyes, but is actually dried, crusted blood.
"Now will you all listen to me?" the exhausted tactician asks. Wil looks around.
"Look! Apples!" he yells, pointing at a nearby tree.
"MINE! MINE! I SAW THEM FIRST!" Lowen screams rabidly and runs SMACK into the tree trunk.
"I doubt you can see anything with that hair." Erk remarks.
"AHAHAHA! They're all mine!" Wil laughs, using Lowen as a stair to boost himself into the tree. He climbs up to find—ALL THE APPLES ARE GONE!
"BUUUURRRRP." goes Fiora's pegasus.
"Bad Ms. Squiggles! Shame on you!" Fiora scolds her pig of a pegasus.
"AHHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY LISTEN TO ME!" Arianna screeches, finally having snapped. Canas pats her soothingly on the back and says in a comforting voice-
"Now, now Arianna. Calm down. Do you have an attention disorder you need to tell us about?"
"That's it. I've had it." Arianna hisses in a dangerously quiet voice. "I sacrifice time of my life to come into this world and help you guys, and this is how you repay me. Well, no more! I'll show you how it feels to have to put up with freaks from some other world!" Suddenly a big, gun-looking thing appears from nowhere and Arianna aims it at the group. Sadly, Priscilla is the only one paying attention to their recently insanified tactician.
"Um, guys? I think we're in trouble." she tries to warn her comrades, but they are caught up in different issues.
"COUGH THEM UP!" orders Wil, hitting Ms. Squiggles on the back, "NOW!"
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" Fiora tries to protect her steed from the apple-deprived archer.
"FIRE! " Arianna screams.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT!
Fizzle fizzle!
BING!
The smoke from the blast clears to reveal the Elite blinking in awe at the tall buildings, noisy cars, and big crowds of people that now surround them.
"Everyone, welcome to my world! Welcome to-" Arianna pauses for dramatic effect.
DUN DUN DAAAAAAA!
"AMERICA!"
Blinkity blinkity blink blink goes Eliwood's Elite.
LONG PAUSE
Then,
"WOOOHOOOO!" cheers the group raucously. Then they all run off to find fun and adventure, leaving a very disappointed tactician girl behind.
"Well, that was not the effect I was going for." Arianna sighs, frowning at what catastrophes she might have just created.
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Arianna: How's that for a start?
Lyn: I'm scared already.
Kent: Where'd Giggles get to? Lady Lyndis, I can't find Giggles!
Lyn: Sometimes, I think he loves the stuffed cat more than me.
Kent: Don't worry, Lady Lyndis. Only a little bit more than you.
Lyn: WHAT?
Kent: He…he…..
Arianna: Please Review if you want me to continue! –wink-
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