An AU Humoristic fic

This fic will be short, like only two or three chapters. Enjoy!

Against His Will

Harry's 7th year in Hogwarts started quite badly. Why? Because in the first day of classes a team of Slytherins under Draco Malfoy's leadership cursed him. What kind of curse was it? Harry was going to find out in his first Potions class and he wouldn't like it at all.

The green-eyed teen got up the morning of his second day of classes in Hogwarts and so far everything in his body was fine. What had Malfoy, Zabini, Crabbe, Parkinson, and Goyle done to him anyway? They all had used their wands at the same time against him throwing some sort of orange coloured powder from them that sprinkled him all over, but nothing had happened so far! He expected to wake up with tentacles, three eyes, scales, fins, two heads, anything but normal.

Harry went to his Potions class accompanied by his two loyal friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They were glad that so far he seemed normal. They had freaked out when all of those Slytherins had ganged up against their friend to curse him. Ron kept laughing at the lack of magic skills shown by so many Slytherins together, but Harry and Hermione weren't so sure. They knew better and the smirks on those students definitely had to mean something.

The Gryffindor golden trio entered the Potions dungeon and quickly occupied their seats waiting for the Potions master to arrive and the class to start. They didn't have to wait long for the greasy haired and long nosed horrible professor to enter graciously, robes billowing magnificently. He addressed the class quickly and started his so called teaching.

Harry started to breathe uncontrollably, not knowing what was wrong with him. It had started since the teacher had gotten into the dungeon. The teen could feel strange chills running down his spine and shivered completely out of control.

The class started to brew the first potion of the school year, but Harry's hands kept trembling. He wondered if he had somehow developed Parkinson disease, which was funny since one of the students that had cursed him had been Pansy... Trying to push those thoughts away Harry tried to brew his potion in vain, knowing full well what that would trigger, but that wasn't the only problem. As too many roots fell into his potion his cauldron exploded and Snape came, his face full of rage. "What are you doing, Mr. Potter? Trying to destroy my classroom? Twenty points from Gryffindor for interrupting the class!"

To everyone's horror, except the Slytherins of course, Harry replied with a 'woof' and started to jump up and down, up and down in front of the Potions master. He couldn't control it and inside he was terribly ashamed of what he was doing. Suddenly he changed the doggy behaviour and started meowing at the shocked Snape. The man's face was priceless, but kept getting redder and redder with rage that would explode in any second. Harry purred and got on all fours and started going around the teacher, crawling between the man's legs. "POTTER! WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME ARE YOU DOING? TEN ADDITIONAL POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND STOP THE FOOLISH BEHAVIOUR!"

But Harry didn't stop. He couldn't stop himself. Still on all fours he started to 'moo' as if he were a cow. The rage on the Potions master was definitely evident and the man added: "DETENTION FOR YOU STARTING TONIGHT, MR. POTTER! STOP THIS AT ONCE!"

Harry was suddenly able to speak, but what came out of his mouth wasn't expected: "Someone help me! I cannot friggin' stop it! I don't know what the hell is wrong with me!" Then he started to sing like a rooster walking on two legs, but crouched and with his arms bended as if they were wings.

Severus Snape frowned and surprised the students by dismissing the class. After everyone was gone except the foolish acting Harry he used Petrificus Totalus on the teen and levitated the boy into his office. He took a deep breath before unpetrifying Harry and asking. "What is wrong with you, Mr. Potter?"

Harry's eyes were suddenly glazed and he wrapped his arms around the Potions master. Snape was quick to separate the boy from his body. "Stop this already! Describe how you got cursed so I can undo the curse, Potter!"

Harry kept trying to regain control of his body and speak, but couldn't. He was horrified as he felt what his body was about to do. He lifted his wand and made his robes and clothes disappear completely. Then he was chained, a chain around his neck, and chains around his hands and feet. Snape stood up as this was going too far. The Potions master had never been more horrified in all his life.

Just then someone knocked on his door and he noticed that the door was unlocked. "Who is it?" He asked feeling very nervous.

Dumbledore's voice came through. "It's me, Severus! May I come in?"

Severus Snape stared horrified at the chained naked boy that was meowing at him amd moving in a seductive way. He quickly summoned a blanket and covered Harry with it. "You can come in, headmaster."

Albus entered and looked at Snape curiously. Snape's hands were sweating and the Potions master definitely looked very nervous. "I was waiting outside for your class to end, but as you dismissed early and I really needed to speak with you about the potions I asked you to brew during the summer I..." The sound of meowing interrupted Dumbledore. "Do you have a cat in here, Severus? I didn't know you owned one."

Snape swore in his mind for forgetting to cast a Silencing charm on Harry. "I think Argus must have left Mrs. Norris around at some point, headmaster. She might leave soon." Just then the meowing stopped and there was high-pitched barking.

Both Snape and Dumbledore blinked and Dumbledore chuckled before saying: "I didn't know Mrs. Norris could bark too."

Snape wanted the earth to swallow him whole, but tried to keep up the act. "Magical animals have the strangest abilities, don't they?"

The sound changed again and they could here: "Meh meh! Meh meh!"

"A sheep?" Asked Dumbledore now looking curiously at the corner where there was a black thick blanket covering something. Snape gulped as the headmaster kept looking at the blanket. "It does sound like the sheep is under that blanket, Severus? Can I take a look?"

Severus got in front of the blanket and shook his head. "This is a very dangerous creature so it's better to leave it alone."

"I thought you said it was Mrs. Norris, Severus?", Dumbledore's eyes twinkled as he approached the corner about and placed his hand on the blanket to remove it.

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