Author's Notes: As per a word usage correction submitted by darkdranzer eliminated he word 'elope.' Thanks! Corrections are very welcome!

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Chapter 2

Snape covered his face when Dumbledore removed the blanket. "What do we have here?", the headmaster chuckled. Severus uncovered his eyes and sighed in relief. Harry was fully clothed and the chains had disappeared, but... "Ever since I heard the meowing I could see Mr. Potter here, although he was naked and chained at first. He managed to change the scene after acting like a sheep. Do not worry, Severus. I know a curse when I see one and the students had just left the class so I know you weren't doing anything to Mr. Potter here."

Snape had never felt more humiliated in his entire life. At this point he could really murder Potter for his embarrassment. The headmaster had a trick or two if he was able to see or figure what was under the blanket... "I can explain."

"Sure you can, Severus! As I told you before, do not wor..." Harry started to oink at that point, but Dumbledore touched him and that seemed to calm the curse. "Who did this to you, Mr. Potter?"

The teen was panting, feeling equally or even more humiliated than the Potions master. "It was a group of Slytherins, all from my year."

Snape's face contorted at the accusation. "Do you have any proof to accuse students from my House?"

"I have witnesses, professor", said Harry with a glare. Snape approached him and the curse went into effect yet again. Harry embraced the Potions master and started to lick the teacher's neck, while Snape tried to get the boy off of him.

Dumbledore seemed amused. "It is a strange curse indeed, a very strong one. How many students cursed you, Mr. Potter?" Harry was purring while rubbing his body against the Potions master's. Dumbledore grabbed the teen by the robes and pulled him from Severus. Again, being touched by the headmaster made the curse subside and Harry was panting again and almost looked on the verge of tears.

"Malfoy, Zabini, Crabbe, Parkinson, and Goyle. They all used their wands at the same time on me, sir." Harry was still panting and started to moan wanting to approach the Potions master, but Dumbledore held him back with incredible force.

"We definitely have a problem here. They made sure to make the curse very strong. It was very well planned. The combination of making you act like animals and... a little strange in other aspects at the same time must only mean one thing. At least one of the attackers did the spell a bit wrongly. I believe the real purpose was to make you fall in love with the Potions master, not act like animals."

"Crabbe or Goyle must have screwed up", replied Harry in a forceful tone trying to keep a good distance between him and Snape.

"Severus, you will have to stay away from Mr. Potter for the time being."

"He has detention tonight, headmaster."

"You will have to cancel it, Severus. For the well being of the both of you."

"Is there a way to break the curse?", asked Harry pleadingly.

"I am afraid I have bad news for the both of you. Not even all the teachers teamed together would be able to break that spell", said Dumbledore with a sigh, looking tired and worried. "Sometimes, the most complicated spells can be broken with the simplest of things. Have you read any fairy tales, Mr. Potter?"

Harry paled. "You are not telling me that we have to kiss to break the curse, right?" Snape also paled.

"Unfortunately, yes. But..." Potions master and student looked intently at the headmaster. "If the kiss doesn't work, we will have a real problem because it will mean that more... intimacy will be needed to break it."

"WHAT?", reacted teacher and student at the same time.

"Those students knew very well what they were doing, precisely to make the curse unbreakable. They knew that Severus would never lay a hand on you, Mr. Potter."

"Well, that's good to know! Does that mean I'm stuck like this for life? I don't have to go to Potions classes anymore, right?"

"Oh my!", was Dumbledore's reply before getting into a deep thinking pose.

Snape rolled his eyes and moved closer to his desk triggering the curse again as he was close to Harry. Harry grabbed the man and his hand went to the man's groin and started to massage the area. "POTTER! HAVE YOU GONE MAD?"

Dumbledore had to separate Harry from Snape yet again, looking frustrated and sad, but he wasn't the only frustrated one. Harry clenched his teeth and angry tears filled his emerald orbs. Harry sighed in defeat. "I cannot kiss him. I can't!"

"I don't want that either, Harry", said Dumbledore with a trembling voice.

"Me neither", added Snape with a glare. "I want Potter out of here now."

Dumbledore escorted Harry out of the Potions master's office and as soon as Harry was out of there he felt as if he could breathe for real again. The relief was intense. "What will I do now, sir?"

"Now you will go to your next class, Mr. Potter. I will be analyzing the curse to see if there are other options, but don't count on it much. You won't have to go to Potions classes for now."

Harry nodded, feeling extreme happiness for not having to go to Potions classes. He smiled inwardly thinking of Hermione's reaction to that. She would have a fit when she found out that he could skip a class. Ron would envy him though.

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A complete month passed and Harry was the most joyful student alive, only having to hand in his homework and samples of made potions via Ron and Hermione. He didn't have to see the greasy git ever again! For the first time in his life he had a reason to thank Malfoy. The prat had done him a favor by freeing him from the torture chamber that was Potions class!

Harry entered the boys' room while Hermione and Ron talked as they waited for him. Harry needed to pee and emptied his bladder. He washed his hands and just then he started to feel strange and started to tremble. Right next to him was Snape washing his hands too and Harry wanted to die when he felt his body reacting. That was when Snape noticed him too. The man's eyes went wide with what looked like terror. Harry started to pant and licked his lips while Snape got against the wall. The teen started to open the Potions master's robes and the teacher started to fight trying to avoid that precisely. Harry kept panting and moaning, then started to purr. In seconds he was meowing close to Severus' left ear. He licked the earlobe and the teacher managed to grab both of the boys' arms to push him away, but Harry launched forward again and connected his lips to Snape's. Severus didn't respond to the kiss at first, but as he considered that it might break the ridiculous curse he kissed back. He soon regretted his decision as he felt Harry's tongue inside his mouth, but that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was actually enjoying it and at that point he broke the kiss and pushed Harry hard. At first he thought Harry would crash against the other wall, but Weasley grabbed his friend with a look of utter shock adorning his face. The Weasley boy had evidently seen the kiss scene.

"Just take him away from here, away from me!", exclaimed Snape. The redhead nodded with fear and took Harry away from the bathroom.

"Are you alright, mate?", asked Ron with concern. Hermione stared at them wondering what was that all about. She only knew that Harry seemed to be taking his time and Ron entered to check when they heard meowing coming from the restroom.

"Let's just get far from here. This is humiliating. I just kissed... Wait a second! I have to go back!"

"Are you insane?", asked Ron.

At that moment Snape came out of the bathroom and eyed Harry with an almost fearful expression. Harry started to bark trying to get close to the teacher. Then the teen suddenly said: "Severus! Now you will hear me roar!"

Ron and Hermione managed to hold Harry back as Snape fled. Hermione looked at Harry, twitching. "Roar? Harry, are you alright?"

Harry started to slam his head against a wall. "It didn't work!", he exclaimed with frustration.

"What didn't work?", asked Hermione with concern.

"The kiss! The fucking kiss didn't work!" He looked at his friends. "I have to go to Dumbledore's office. You two don't have to come." With that he hurried and arrived in front of the gargoyle statue. Harry pressed his forehead against the statue as he remembered that he didn't know the password.

He felt chills all of a sudden and the voice that he least wanted to hear spoke the password behind him. "Apple Dumpling." In seconds he was in Severus' arms and the man, trying to be patient, managed to get to the spiral staircase with Harry clinging to him and neighing like a horse this time.

Snape knocked and as soon as the headmaster's voice told him to come in he did, dragging Harry with him. "It didn't work."

Dumbledore stood up from his chair looking alarmed. "I do hope that you are talking about kissing, Severus."

Snape seemed almost enraged by what was being isinuated. "Of course I am indeed talking about a kiss, headmaster."

"Well, that is indeed a problem. There is no other way. The only way to break the curse if for you two to mate, but only once won't work. You will have to mate five times the amount of students that cursed Mr. Potter."

Harry managed to react by starting to laugh with his face against Snape's chest. He was laughing maniacally as if he had just lost it completely, while Snape managed to ask in a direct way, formalities aside: "You are joking, right Albus?" Dumbledore hid his face in his hands. "Because if you are not that means that me and Potter have to do it twenty-five times." Severus looked like he could cry.

Harry started to laugh even more and dropped to the floor looking almost psychotic. He was rolling with laughter like a hyena. Then he stopped and started to emit a 'meh meh' sound, while walking on all fours in circles around Snape.

"There is no other solution", replied Dumbledore with an almost broken voice. "This is against all rules, but we don't have a choice. Tonight Mr. Potter will be moved to your quarters. You won't have to tell me any details about anything, Severus. I don't have to know anything. In fact, I don't know anything. That's all. You are dismissed. I will instruct Dobby to move Mr. Potter's things."

"How will it be explained to the Gryffindors?", asked Snape curiously, but at the same time looking defeated.

"We will tell them a half truth. We will state that Mr. Potter is cursed and needs 'special' help."

Severus closed his eyes and started to count. He took a deep breath afterwards and Dumbledore moved to separate Harry from him. The teen had been sniffing the Potions master's robes (leg area) in a doggy style at that point, while at all fours.

Severus Snape left immediately and Dumbledore made Harry wait a few minutes. Harry looked at Dumbledore pleadingly. "Please don't do this to me! I can't! Not with him! I just can't!"

"Then you want to be cursed forever, Harry? I didn't want to tell you this, but you have to know. If the curse is not broken you will be in love with Professor Snape for the rest of your life and the curse is so strong that you will end up looking for him, and if you don't find him the curse might lead you to commit suicide. It is a very sick curse, Harry. If I knew another solution I would save you from this. I don't want this either, Harry. It is completely unethical and I do have a conscience."

"Will the ones who did this to me be punished?"

"The Ministry of Magic is aware of certain facts. I couldn't tell them everything. They have already received their trial notices, but be aware that these students come from wealthy and well connected families even if some have been discredited like the Malfoy name." Harry nodded and left.

That night Harry was hesitating in front of Snape's quarters full of dread. He knocked and heard the Potions master tell him to come in. Harry entered and as soon as he saw Severus he felt his body reacting against his will. He started to moan and made his clothes vanish. At that act the Potions master quickly locked everything and placed lots of silencing charms. Harry's naked form approached him and yet again created a chain, but only around his neck, before he started to bark. Severus grabbed the end of the chain and escorted the 'puppy' to his room and let the 'doggy' run around on all fours. The man sat on his bed wanting to swear in every language for his marvelous luck. Suddenly he thought that it could have been worse. It could have been McGonagall. The thought of McGonagall naked and running around his room with a chain around her neck was a definite turn off. Severus pressed his fingers against his eyes and let himself drop on the bed backwards.


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