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Kristi's Cameo…. Operation: MOVIES
Sandra radioed Kristi soon after they left Wal-Mart. As Erik had named her, 'the girl from the library', had to run off somewhere (you'll come back dear, don't worry)
"Sandy-ran! Tell Kristi we will be there soon." Amanda chimed happily.
"Kristi, we'll be there soon." Sandra said into the walkie-talkie.
"I heard." Kristi's voice sounded flatly over the walkie-talkie.
Soon enough, they arrived at their destination.
"What's a Mega-Plex?" Erik asked in a confused tone. The three girls led him inside with grins plastered across their faces.
Now, Kristi had had to pull quiet a few strings, but had managed through sheer annoyance on her part to get The Phantom of the Opera playing for a private screening.
The girls led him towards the back of the theater, where Kristi joined them.
"Umm… is she alright?" Erik asked, after Kristi drooled at him for a good five minutes before leading them back towards their room in the back.
Sandra grinned. "I thinks he's better than she had been in a long time. Come along dear." She took Kristi's arms when she stopped again and led her onward.
"Umm… who gets to sit beside Erik?" Amanda asked, attaching herself to his arm and making it clear that she wasn't letting go. It is, after all, her story.
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
Kristi, Sandra, and Kira shouted at the same time. Sandra and Kira started to unclip their sabers from Wal-Mart, but Amanda settled the matter.
"It's Kristi's idea, she gets to sit by him." Of course, the other two girls reluctantly agreed, though Sandra did make the proposition on sitting on his lap…
And so, they were seated in the middle of the room like so.
Erik sat in between Amanda and Kristi, Amanda on the masked side, Kristi on the other. After a few mumbled protests, Amanda finally ended up with Sandra on her side, and Kira on Kristi's, who had carried in 5 large tubs of popcorn to distribute among Phantom and Phans. The four girls and Phantom finally settled down.
"What is this?" Erik asked.
"A movie." Kristi answered.
"A what?" Erik asked.
"Just watch!" Kristi answered, as the lights went dark.
"Why did it get dark?" Erik asked in alarm, but the four girls, two clinging to his arms, remained silent.
"AHHH!" Erik shouted, as a large man appeared on the screen before him. "Giants! Amanda, Kristi! GIANTS!"
Amanda, Kristi, Sandra, and Kira fell over in giggles, and Amanda explained the mechanics of a movie theater quickly during previews.
AFTER THE PREVIEWS
"Lot 664 ladies and gentlemen."
"Look!" Erik said excitedly, his initial shock of large giant people on a big screen abated. "It's the Opera House!"
The four girls looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
"Lot 665…"
"ZINGEY!" Erik shouted, trying to stand up, while Amanda and Kristi restrained him. Sandra wordlessly mouthed 'Zingy' To Kira, who just shrugged.
Erik stared in amazement as his monkey was auctioned.
"Sold for 30 Francs to the Vicomte de Changy."
"WHAY! NO! That man cannot have him!" Erik whined… and… continued to whine all the way through until the moment that the name, 'Christine' was mentioned. He quickly shut up, monkey momentarily forgotten, and watched.
"Christine sang much better." He commented softly to Kristi, who was waiting patiently…
"And Carlotta was much worse." He turned to Amanda, who stared straight at him as the music picked up…
"Insolent boy, this slave of fashion!"
Erik's jaw went slack.
The four girls giggled happily while the scene unfolded.
"Look at your face in the mirror. I am there INSIDE!" Erik's mouth opened wider, as he saw Gerard Butler's face with his mask on.
"Handsome devil." Sandra whispered to Kristi, who nodded in full agreement.
"Look at how masculine and manly I am!" Erik gloated gleefully.
"Oh, we see alright." Kira gazed longingly at the Phantom seated only one seat away from her.
After a moment, he noticed.
"I meant the one on the screen."
Kira grinned.
Erik, after a moment, shrugged. "And Raoul looks like such a fop…"
"Nighttime sharpens," Erik heard a collective sigh, as Kristi and Amanda leaned against him dreamily while Sandra and Kira sighed once more.
Erik, knowing the lyrics, sang along without thinking.
Kristi let out a squeal.
"I'm in heaven!" Sandra shouted looking from Gerard to Erik with happiness in her eyes.
"I ah… drr… nyah… behha…" Amanda clung to Erik and managed not to drool too awfully much.
"I love you." Kira declared brazenly.
Erik, now fully enjoying the effect he was having, continued. Only when the song was over could any of the girls form coherent sentences, and even then, their hearts were going so fast that it was hard for them to speak around their pulses.
Both girls on his arms melted against him, while Sandra and Kira stared again.
"Whose is the face in the mask?"
And… in unison, all four girls shouted:
"DON'T DO IT CHRISTINE!"
However, no matter what, as all Phans have painfully phound out, no matter how loud, and how long you shout, the bad things are always going to happen.
Erik stared in shock. "I never pushed her!" he protested… however, protests went to deaf eats, due to the fact that the girls were too bust shouting insults at the screen to pay any attention to the fuming Phantom.
After a while, they settled down…
A FEW SCENES LATER
"Did I not instruct that box five was to be kept empty?" Again, a collective sigh from the girls, and then while his look alike was choking Buquet…
"KILL HIM!"
"HE'S SO MEAN!"
"HA! TEACH YOU TO LIE ABOUT MY PHANTOM!"
"GO ERIK! NOW DROP HIM!"
And drop him he did. He watched as Christine and Raoul made their way to the roof top, and heard four individual pairs of retching as they sang that damnable song… He himself felt like retching….
When Raoul and Christine's lips touched… the room exploded.
Amanda threw her popcorn container, bouncing it off the screen.
Kira shouted "NO!"
Sandra muttered incoherent cuss words…
And our dear Kristi… covered Erik's eyes and would not let him watch again until Gerard Butler had made his way up to the statue to shout/sing to the sky…
"You will curse the day you did not do, all that the Phantom asked of yoooooou."
Amanda fainted into his arms.
AHEM… AFTER THE FLASHBACK
"Masquerade! Paper faces on parade!" All the girls happily san along, cheerfully dancing in their seats. They even got Erik to sing after a few moments.
Of course, Amanda and Sandra BOTH fained when Erik came out in the 'Red Death (Sexy oh-la-la) (SHARK BAIT OOOH HAHAH!) costume. They instantly revived when the Erik with them started singing.
"Look, they could have kissed…"
"Raoul had to run away and change his pants cause he pee'd himself…"
"Erik looks so good in red… Erik looks so good in anything…"
"KICK HIS FOPPY ARSE!"
Erik stared in shock as the girls screamed. He was rather enjoying this.
"I can't believe she told Raoul!" Amanda mumbled darkly as Madam Giry told Raoul about Erik's past.
"Clearly genius has turned into madness my arse…" Sandra shouted, while Kira and Kristi nodded in agreement.
A FEW SCENES LATER
"Wandering child, so lost, so helpless… yearning for my guidance…"
This time, Sandra and Kira fainted while Amanda and Kristi clung to the singing Phantom. Then Raoul appeared and ruined the whole scene…
AHEM! THE SWORD FIGHT
"How can that FOP think of beating Erik?"
"HA HA HA HA ! HE SLICED HIM!"
"The fight is rigged."
"Erik would have killed him…"
A silent beat, and then…
"Yes, I would have…."
Sorry about skipping so much, but I have to! Tho I am planning on doing a story that is commentary of the movie with the original cast and Phan girls! Sound like fun?
"Seal my fate tonight…" all four girls sang along with Don Juan Triumphant, until…
"Passarino…"
"Go away for the trap is set and waits for it's prey." Erik sang with Gerry, and all four girls let out sighs of contentment and leaned against their seats to keep form melting into little Phangoo puddles in the floor. Erik was genuinely pleased with the girls reaction. They remained in said oblivious state until Christine ripped off Erik/Gerry/Phantomsexyman's mask.
"Still soooo sexy." Amanda stared at the screen, cuddling into Erik's arm.
"I agree." Kristi also cuddled.
Erik stared in amazement at the girls lustful reaction to the distortion on the screen. He kept his mouth wisely shut and watched…
ONCE RAOUL COMES
"Christine, Christine, let me see her…"
Amanda, Kristi, and Sandra all chimed out… "You need glasses… sir…" While Kira muttered about being able to see through the bars…
They sat in silence… until Erik noted sniffles coming from each of the girls…
"Masquerade… paper faces on parade…"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kristi and Sandra broke into sobs, while Amanda and Kira sobbed.
"I cannot believe them, singing that while he's standing there so cute and vulnerable…"
"It's over now the music of the… NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Amanda, Kira, Kristi, and Sandra threw themselves at Erik, though Amanda did stay up long enough to note the sexy boots. And then, they all sobbed on the unsuspecting Phantom while he stared in amazement.
"BRAVA BRAVA!" Someone shouted, while the lights came up and the girls continued to sob. Amanda looked up, a smile lighting her face.
"Haley?"
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