I love hot baths.
Lady Tenshi sent me out into the world to learn and practice the Ultimate Battle Strategy which is
to be unarmed and embrace the enemy with a smile .
I try so hard , I really do .
One night , I was bathing in a hot spring under the full moon when I noticed a young man nearby ,
so I asked him if he wanted to join me . It turned out he was a samurai pursued by Senshi , so I
hid him .
The young samurai said that his pursuers worked for a Senshi named Nago ,who was keeping
a castle lord as his hostage . Since that castle was on my way , I decided to see what I could
do to help . The young samurai I had met was there , all right . He looked kind of nice , in a
goofy sort of way . It was then I noticed Nago 's men opening fire . I had no choice but to fire
back , making sure not to kill any of them .
As I made my way to the castle in order to free the lord , the samurai came along as well . He
said his name was Yajiro Kojima , but if you ask me , he looked more like a Yatchan to me , so I
called him Yatchan .
I think it suits him .
It truly does .
Nago and his men tried to fire at me , but I avoided their bullets which isn 't hard for me to do ,
thanks to the training I recieved . I managed to disarm them but Nago ran off with his captive .
A few well placed bullets and Nago's armor was gone , forcing him to flee without the lord .
Afterwards , Yatchan joined me . For some reason , he seemed rather defensive . I do wish he 'd
loosen up and enjoy himself a little .
Just the same , I 'm glad to have somebody come along with me . As long as there are hot baths on
the way , I 'll be fine . Hopefully , I 'll achieve the Ultimate Battle Strategy in the process .
Well , what do you know ? There 's a hot spring nearby !