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" All right Mr. Skywalker, you need to just sit down next to your wife and hold her hand that's all you have to do."

"But you heard what she'll do to me, didn't you? Huh, huh?"

"Mr. Skywalker please most of the women giving birth do this trust me."

"What threaten to put the Skywalker family Jewels in a nutcracker, or…You herd." Anakin said the last bit in a frightened hush.

"And what was that Mr. Skywalker?" The healer asked.

"Well just open the door and find out" Anakin answered nodding to the door.

A sceptical look came over the healer's face. But she obliged at the request. As the healer opened the door a screaming Beauty in the next room was heard screeching,

"Anakin Skywalker not only am I going to use the nutcracker, I'm going to MAKE you cook your own food then watch you EAT IT AAHH"

"Please close the door before I get into more trouble then I'm already am. I mean just because I forgot her does not mean that-"

"Alright" The healer closed the door with it just agar.

"You see, told you it's a fate worse then death, my own food, come on."

"Mr. Skywalker your wife needs you."

"Yeah I know I'll go in" Anakin sighed. "But I might not be around for my next Birthday, then you'll regret it."

"I'm sure Mr. Skywalker" the healer said " I'm sure"

Anakin after saying a few prayers to the gods and the force he walked into the room that held his wife who was screaming like hell. The nurses and the healer all surrounded Padme doing various tasks. Like sponging off her face, bringing the healer towels, and hot water, giving Padme words of encouragement and also giving Anakin words of encouragement for just going inside. Of course Padme was in no mood to say her thanks, but when she saw Anakin all hell broke lose.

"Anakin I will never forgive you for this. I HATE you OW. I am in so much pain, and it's all YOUR fault." She said angrily.

"Well it's not all my fault, you didn't say no did ya."

"GET OUT"

"Whoa I'm gone!"

Anakin ran out of the room, skidding and closed the door behind him, before a thrown vase would get his head. He stayed out there thinking 'Anakin next time be more careful, Jeez'

After being outside the room for about ten minuets he heard Padme from inside.

"Ani, Ani please come back in."

So ever so slowly and carefully he went back in. She was sobbing, all her hair was sweaty and a mess, Well it just melted his heart.

"Padme it's alright I'm here, your going to be just fine, shhh I'm here now."

"Yes I know Ani I'm sorry I yelled at you, I truly, deeply…OW, GODS I HATE YOU GET OUT"

"But you just said to me-"

"I'm sorry Ani"

"O KKKKKKK, no, no, that's fine."

" Mrs Skywalker it's time." The healer said.

" Oh yes, yes" she snapped " You said that twenty minutes ago."

"When I tell you Mrs. Skywalker I want you to push all right?"

"Well she has no choice really" Anakin answered for his wife. "I mean she has too right? Or else they won't come out right?"

"Anakin…." Said a defeated Padme.

"Yes my beautiful Mother Goose."

"Just… sigh"

"Mrs. Skywalker push"

"Ahhhhh, grrrrrr,"

" You are doing well, a few more and that should do it for the head."

"Just. The. HEAD. AH" complained a tiered Padme.

" I can see the head Mrs. Skywalker, push, push your doing well."

"Yeah come Padme Pace your self. Do what your work out video says what was that… Oh yeah Come on girls your doing great!"

"Anakin SHUT UP!"

"Ok I will now shut up." Anakin said.

"One more big push now" the healer said

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Padme's scream was so loud that Anakin swore his eardrum imploded.

All was quite after that, then there was the wonderful sound of life.

"Waahhh"

" Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Skywalker you have a healthy baby-"

"Oh good it's a baby" Anakin interrupted " I thought it was the speeder's alarm"

"Boy" the healer finished.

There was a radiant smile from the new mother and a new sense of pride from the new father.

"And now for the next one of your rugrats"

"Wait they're rats!" was Anakin's response

Will Anakin find out that his kids are rats? Will Padme cry out in frustration from her husband? How the heck did we get from the house to the healers so fast? Oh well these things happen.

More soon

BYE!