Title: The Costume of Death!
Genres: Humor/Humor/Romance
Pairings- Athrun/Lacus, Kira/Cagalli, Yzak/Dearka (if you wish to see it that way)
Additional Characters: Athrun's Dad
Rating: T+
Words: 568
Summary: Lacus acts like Cagalli... wtf?Humor fic 'cause I said so:P
Coordinators, as a general rule don't go around in pink frilly dresses… well at the males don't. Coordinators, as a general rule fight for what they believe in… and Lacus was being darn stubborn about it too.
"Athrun Zala! You come back here and put this on right now!"
Athrun froze, halfway up the stairs and slowly turned around. The edge in her voice… something seemed out of place. Cagalli had obviously been giving her lessons on how to handle her boyfriend, having to handle Kira all the time.
Lacus was standing in the middle of the hall in Zala Manor, her hands on her lips and a perfect Cagalli imitation on her face. Athrun almost laughed but in light of the current situation he, smartly, chose to keep his mouth closed as he walked toward the girl in the middle of the hall.
"Lacus I am NOT wearing that!" He more or less yelled, pointing to a pink frilly dress.
Lacus looked surprised and then she smiled.
"Well, of course not! That wouldn't any fun,"
Athrun felt impending doom…
"I'm giving this to Cagalli and you're wearing this," she said taking out a pair of manties and chains.
Athrun's eyes widened immensely and he took a few steps back, wondering whether or not the door was close enough to run out of.
To buy himself time he asked "And what will you be wearing?"
When she pulled out her outfit he wished that he had never asked.
"WHAT! No! Lacus!"
A pink two-piece bathing suit and bunny ears were being held by Lacus as she held them up to herself. The tail was mixed in the batch as well.
"I'll let you help me put it on…" she coaxed.
Athrun smiled slightly and then realized what she was implying. Oh he was going to kill Kira and Cagalli!
"Lacus… have you been drinking?"
She looked up at him innocently.
"Just a sip or two of wine. Why?"
Athrun clenched his fist and decided that his best friend and his best friend's fiancée we're dead people.
Lacus giggled and walked up to him, handing him a glass of wine, which he downed immediately and then reached for the clothes.
Hey, she was drunk, she wouldn't remember… he hoped.
He slipped into the black manties and allowed Lacus to fasten the collar around his neck. He went out of the room while she changed and heard the door bell ring.
He walked to the door, forgetting his current state of undress, and opened it… and scared the crap out of the five year olds that had been standing there.
"Athrun! Put something decent on!" Cagalli yelled, ducking behind her fiancée.
Kira could do nothing to stop his laughter and wasn't providing much of a wall for Cagalli to hide behind.
It was then that Athrun noticed the pink frilly dress Kira wore and the ZAFT uniform that Cagalli wore.
'Who came up with this?…'
"Oh! Hello Kira, Cagalli, are you all ready to go?" Lacus asked as she walked out and took Athrun's hand. They walked away to the Halloween party that Yzak and Dearka were throwing.
Somewhere in outer space Patrick Zala laughed at his son's idiocy.
May I say how extremely stupid that was? Oh and I'm not all the way awake so…. I have no excuse. Lol…
Hope it was at least a little funny.
Don't own.
Sqiggles