Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

I'm new to Fanfic and this is my first story, so please feedback would be much appreciated.

/High above the big ass lake, castle called Hogwarts,

There sits Potterboy, levitating pencils,

Not much to do in the Griffindor common room,

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr

Potterboy, what is the problem with Hermionie?

Potterboy, won't you take me far away on your firebolt?

Now its time for me to tell you about young voldermort,

Arch rival and nemesis of Potterboy,

With powers comparable to Potterboy,

What powers you ask,

How about the power of transfiguration,

That do anything for you?

How about the power to kill a wizard,

From 200 miles away, with avada kadava,

That's an unforgivable curse Kyle...

How about the power to scare you?

Potterboy, what is the problem with Hermionie?

Potterboy, won't you take me far away on your firebolt?

History of Potterboy and young voldamort

A-rigagoo goo riga goo goo

A spell to be cast! a gold wand to be sold!

And blasting forth with flipendo knockback jinx, yow!

Potterboy, what is the problem with Hermionie?

Potterboy, won't you take me far away on your firebolt?

Well, Potterboy and Young voldamort joined forces;

They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,

And they called themselves Voldamort and P. That's right,

Me! And HP!

That's me.

We are voldamort and P!

Come fly with me, fly!

Potterboy, what is the problem with Hermionie?

Potterboy, won't you take me far away on your firebolt?

Oh!

Take my hand!

Young voldamort, and we'll fly!

Bring out your long wand.

There's the sphinx.

Slice his throat!

And grab his wand.

You take the high road,

I'll take the low.

There, be the charms class ,

amaze us, with your mighty skills /