Failed attempts to create a normal Acolyte story

by Calliope Allerdyce

Kitty's got a major English project to do and it's all about making a story on the Acolytes. She's trying to be as serious as possible to get an A but seriously, what kind of Acolytes story doesn't have humor in it? T for safety.

1. The Assignment

Failed attempts to try and create a normal Acolyte story

Chapter One: The Assignment

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It's been about 2 months after everyone found out about Kitty's mutant abilities but despite the fact that she's still trying to wash the spray paint saying 'MUTIE' off her locker, everything else was going fine! Until... english class, that is. "You're lack of A+s, As or even A-s has come to my attention, Kitty. Now, I'm going to give you an assignment to write a story about one of your 'mutant adventures' but this time... instead of writing about inside the Xavier Mansion, you have to write about your enemies, and I don't mean 'The Brotherhood household' and I don't want any 'Lance is so hot' stuff, alright?"

"Like, eww, you want me to write about the Acol- Acelor- Acol... Acolytes?" The teacher nodded. Ew, our teachers are totally insane... they're like so obsessed with our mutanities... mutantness? mutant... See! I can't even put words properly in my HEAD how am I supposed to write a whole STORY using words? "Now I don't want you cramming the whole story to the last moment so I want you to start this classtime while everyone else is working on their essay" "What? That means I like, don't have time to do my essay?" The teacher shook his head, "No, I'll be nice and let you not do the essay" "Booya!" Kitty ran out the classroom.

As soon as she got home she rushed to her laptop and started typing away.

dreamy music as we go into Kitty's computer

It was a quiet day in Bayville. The sky was blue with a tint of white clouds, birds soared majestically as five metal orbs zoomed through the sky. One metal orb started heating up and got all red and started shouting at another orb, "YOU SHUDDUP YA WANKER! LEAVE MY WANDA OUT OF THIS!" but the other orb started glowing in a funny pink way, "'TIS YOUR FAULT YOU INVOLVED REMY'S CHERE IN DIS!" Suddenly, the pink glowing ball blew up. Millions of metal shrapnel flew throughout the parks and onto unsuspecting victims as the red orb exploded and a huge ball of fire was let loose. Suddenly, one of the remaining orbs in the sky started to lower a bit and a man's hoarse voice was heard shouting, "SABERTOOTH! YOU'RE TOO HEAVY! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO-" but before he could finish his sentence, some metal clinking was heard and two of the remaining metal orbs fell to the sea beneath them. The last remaining orb groaned-

Kitty groaned. She had meant to write a dramatic work of art instead of some comic piece of crap. "It's like impossible to write about the Acolytes without making them do something totally stupid"

Incase you didn't understand what was happening in her story. The Acolytes were flying in Magneto's metal balls when Pyro and Gambit started arguing. Gambit got so mad he blew his ball up and Pyro's burst his by filling it up with fire. Magneto got distracted by their argument and could no longer hold Sabertooth's weight so Colossus turned into his metal form just to annoy Magneto but their weight made them both drop into the sea. Hehe. Poor, poor Magneto.

Kitty cracked her neck, stretched out her hands and went back to the keyboard.

Gambit leaned up against the dark alley and lit a cigarette. Pyro twitched beside him. Maybe it was that faint smell of cologne, or the fact that they were waiting for one of Bayville's most notorious gangsters at 11:30 PM. Pyro pulled his hat down over his face and shrugged his shoulders to try and keep warm. Cold weather always got to him. Suddenly, the silence was broken as footsteps were heard. It carried a musty smell with it, one Pyro knew too well. Gambit flicked his lighter again as the gangster approached. Pyro kept making nervous glances towards Gambit. The gangster stepped infront of the tall Cajun and opened his mouth. "FIIIIIIIIIIIRE!" Pyro screamed as he grabbed Gambit's lighter and started to do The Monkey with it-

"AAAAARGGGGGGH!" Kitty leaned her face into her pillow and screamed.

That night Rogue had to punch Kitty's legs through her blanket to stop her from cursing at the Acolytes in her dream. As Kitty went back to sleep for the 5th time that night she muttered, "Damn Acolytes..."

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Sorry for the shortness but I'm writing 2 stories at once!

Sayonara Suckers