Chapter 10

Kids…

hi guys! a chapter, here, devoted to one of the sweetest and most rewarding classes of entertaiment; humor. oh yes. anywho, i have an admittance to admit. i...borrowed the begining. oh, don't look at me like that! all writers do it! look, just read and forgive me. if you don't, i'll pummel you to jelly and not give you the positions in my army. so read already. and remember to love!

"Hurry up!"

"Coming!"

"Need…air…d...y...i...n...g..."

"Aww, you guys are sausages! Really mouldy ones!"

"Yes, sir."

"Y…e…a…h…"

"This is why I'm the leader!"

Roger raced though the Lost City of Surferio, one of his sidekicks close behind. The other was crawling along at a snail's pace and ready to collapse.

"Hurry up, Melt! Otherwise you won't get to see him!"

"Oh…dear…yyy…mee…"

"HURRY UP!"

"Yes sir! Hurrying sir!"

"…"

"Uh, Melt? Ya didn't answer."

"Wait…a…mo…just…need to…hu…rry…ing…sir…"

"WHAAAAAAAA!"

Roger skidded to a halt, Dribe crashed into Roger, Melt stumbled into Dribe, who then sent Roger crashing into Albel, who just happened to be innocently on his way to the Mosel Desert.

Irritated, he brushed the Menodix children off him and got to his feet. He treated the pile to his death glare.

The pile groaned.

"Ooh, my head…"

"My tail…"

"My spleen…"

"What's a spleen?"

"Not sure, but it hurts."

"Why don't we ask Albel? Hey, Albel, what's a spleen?"

"Get away from me, maggots."

"Ooh, sca-ree. Is that the best you got? Is that it! Hey? Ya purple skirt wearin' idiot!"

…Five minutes later…

"GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"

Albel stepped back to admire his handiwork. Roger was hanging upside down on a tree; his tail tied firmly around one of the branches. That should hold the brat. The Menodix swung from side to side, his face red. His friends hopped about frantically, trying to pull him down.

"Lemme down! Aww, come on, ol' buddy ol' pal! It was just a joke! A joke! J-O-K-E. Say it with me. J-O-"

Albel walked off.

"Oi! You can't just leave me here! What if I get eaten? Or strangled? You'd feel really bad! Really really!"

"That," Albel muttered, "I doubt."

"Hey! No! Don't leave me! Noooooooo!"

yes it's short. yes it's pathetic. yes it smells. very badly. i'm sorry, i was just bored. okay? anywho, review, and if you're good, i'll start my new story. i'lldo it once this story's finished, of course, since i haven't written anything yet...it's dark, though, very dark...with alnel, of course, and maybe a bit of cliffxmirage. no humor, and if there is, it'll be very twisted. i like twisted humor. it's so cool! (watches in horror as people back away slowly) wait! don't go! i was...joking! yeah, that's it! HA HA HA HA...? no? ahem...anyway...

oh, btw, the positions are thus:

captain of the crimson gummies (sorry, already taken by Blue Persuasion! the cookie bribes won't work, Anarchy Sky, they won't! Blue Persuasion, save me!)

captain of the gummie brigade - Angel of Atonement

captain of the gummie storms - look, you don't have to be old. you just need to know how to order people about. promise.

captain of the wyrm brigade - no one? youu get to ride giant wyrms! gummie ones!

captain of the secret gummies - Blue Trillium or Destiny. i don't knowwho to pick...you can work it out...