Hiyaz readers! I would just like to thank hElPfUl for his/her idea for this chapter. And I do not own Treasure Planet!

Amy

Delbert was on his guard as he moved around the house. He jumped at the slightest movement and he flinched at every noise.

He climbed to the second story of the house, his eyes wide, hunting like a madman.

He skidded on something in the hall, landing flat on his back, staring up at the blue ceiling.

"Delbert!" Hissed an angry voice, "what the devil are you doing? What the hell is an 'adoration ritual?'"

Delbert stood up to face his angry fiancé, "I had to tell them something Amelia, your brother is out to get me!"

"Rubbish," Amelia scorned, "he is just a child Delbert."

Delbert felt it pointless to continue to argue with Amelia (he hated fighting with her) so he settled for looking ashamed, "You're right of course, Dear, I will be better behaved."

Amelia nodded, though her eyes were still narrowed, "Also Darling, I will be in the guest bedroom,"

"What? Why?"

"Well, my parents are really religious, no sex before marriage and all."

Delbert was floored, his mouth fell open, "Amelia, they cannot expect that we –that you –and I…"

He blushed and gave up. "You mean that for a week, I cannot look forward to having you with me? …Is this legal?"

Knowing that she could not stay angry, she grinned, he was so funny when he was confused (yes that did happen a lot) "Awww, my poor Delbykins is far too randy for his own good."

He had the grace to blush, "well not just that, can't we even sleep in the same bed? They could go next door to make sure there's no…well…funny business" He had never been so flustered –well maybe once…or twice.

"Come now Delbert," she smirked, "you can surely go a week without… funny business?'"

At his downcast face, Amelia has to withhold a (most un-Amelia) giggle, "Besides sweetheart…there are more rooms in the house than merely bedrooms, why I have seen very spacious ones upstairs. Wonderful places they are; plenty of room for…movement."

Delbert furrowed his eyebrows for a moment, and then blushed as the true meaning of the statement hit him.

"Now please control yourself," Amelia said, pressing her lips against his briefly, "I'll see you downstairs later when you're finished looking for… whatever it is."

Delbert watched as Amelia descended the staircase, and continued his search for Adrien. Where was the dratted boy anyway?

Not in the library, not in the bathroom, not anywhere to be found. It was quiet…too quiet.

"Adrien," Delbert called softly, peering into the bathroom, his eyes closed…just in case. "Adrien, where are you?"

A deafening, 'BOOM,' retouched through the hall. Delbert's eyes snapped open in time to see the toilet lid go sailing out the bathroom window.

"Delbert!" Sounded a voice from downstairs, there were thuds of feet, and Amelia, Abigail and Alexander stared, hardly able to believe their eyes.

Delbert was lying on his back in the middle of the bathroom floor, soaking wet, the toilet had somehow exploded.

"Delbert!" Amelia exploded, "what –did –you…DO?"

"A-Amelia…you can't think that I…why would I blow up my own toilet?"

Alexander examined the bowl, "drugs," he said firmly.

"What?" Amelia and Delbert cried as one.

"Cocaine or something, in there," He pointed to the toilet. Everyone peered over the toilet bowl to see white powder floating in the water.

"I think we will just go back to the lounge," Abigail said, sensing an argument, and ushering her husband out of the bathroom, the door closed with a snap.

"What the hell are you playing at?" Amelia hollered. Delbert had never seen her so angry. "Drugs! You don't…you…Aghh!" She cried in frustration.

"I do not do drugs!" Delbert yelled, "since when do drugs blow up toilets anyway?"

Amelia sighed, furious, "I don't know what has gotten into you Delbert Doppler! Is it my parents?"

"Amelia-"

"Is it stress?"

"Amelia-"

She gasped, "It's me isn't it? You've finally cracked!"

"It's not you Honey! It isn't anything because I did not do this!"

Amelia clamed slightly, "Look, Delbert, I want this marriage to work. I want to be with you forever, until my dying day. But, Honey…this is not going to go anywhere if we're not honest."

"I didn't do it Amelia," Delbert said, "I promise to you. I have never and will never lie to you, please believe me Darling, I don't know how the toilet blew up, or how the stuff in the toilet came to be here."

Amelia searched his eyes, looking at their sincerity, "Delbert, I am going to believe you, but I am giving you one. Last. Warning."

Delbert hugged her, "I know you don't believe me, Honey, but thank you all the same."

She put her arms around him, "I think I do believe you…after all, you still have thirty-one points left."

Delbert held her close; he had almost lost her then, Amelia had made her point even if he had been framed. "That was low," he mumbled to himself. Now Adrien had really stepped over the line.

A short fight I know. Thanks to hElPfUl for the toilet idea. Haven't updated in a while. I will finish one day though.

Amelia Johnsonn

XXX

p.s. You'll see how the toilet blew up in future chapters (and no it was not cocaine)

Hi, Everyone! I hope you're liking my story here (I am really enjoying posting it!) I know it's a little shaky in some places, but I am making an effort to stamp out all errors.

I don't own T/P. Nothing. Zilch. Squat!

Enjoy!

Amy