The A/N is at the end. VERY IMPORTANT! Read before reviewing. I know it's short, but it's my first one-shot!
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I faced off with my enemy, sweating in the hot, damp room. I picked up my weapon and readied to attack… I ran up to my enemy, struck my weapon against it, and pulled it up. Nothing happened. I tried several more times, and when a small piece came loose, I pulled at it, tearing off a bigger piece. My victory was short-lived, however, when I noticed that the wall behind my enemy had suffered dire consequences from my blow: the drywall was coming off. Hissing in rage, I got ready to attack again. Panting due to the heat and mugginess, I dragged my weapon against my enemy and pulled off a piece bigger than any other. After a few more, I decided to stop the battle before more casualties (tearing drywall) accumulated. Smiling, I turned to go to the feast my beautiful wife had prepared and had waiting downstairs. I could already smell the deliciousness of the meal and my mouth was watering, but I stopped my journey in the doorway when I came face-to-face with… said beautiful wife.
"Nice try, Daniel Fenton," Sam said. I winced at the sound of my full name, and she noticed, probably having done it on purpose. I tried to look as tired and hungry as possible, but Sam Manson-Fenton saw right through it. "Cut the drama and peel off the rest of the wallpaper in Kat's room, and then you can come down for dinner."
As she left, I turned back to my daughter's room, groaned, and leaned against the wall portraying the animal (and color) I would FOREVER hate.
"Stupid, evil, possessed, green, HIPPOS!"
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A/N: Okay, before you all go "O.o WHAT THE—?", I wanna say that this story was formulated while my parents and I were stripping wallpaper off the walls in my room. Three sides came down easily, but the wall bearing the stupid, evil, possessed, green (and brown) HIPPOS wouldn't come off! So, I thought this would be a funny idea. Like it, hate it, I don't care, just tell me what y'all think!