Hey y'all. YFWE again. My brother finally decided to write something, and... without any further ado, here it is!
Dragon Demented
EconomicGirlyMan
"An F...," Jake said out loud. Professor Rotwood had just handed back a huge 200 pt. test on the history of trolls. "Yo, Rotwood, how did I get an F on this test?"
"Well, Mr. Long, it seems as if you did not study at all," Rotwood answered.
"This is whack!"
"Yes, well... that is what happens, okay?"
Jake thought he didn't have to study because he knew other trolls. He had interviewed a few of them, though. Just in case. That is where it all started. The chain of events that brought Jake to an all-time low.
"Jake, how could you?" Grandpa yelled. Jake had just let out a Gremlin. Worse, in Grandpa's electronic store. It had just possessed a TV. Inside it showed the Gremlin in a bonnet singing "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
"Hey, where did Lazy Town go?" a little kid cried. The Gremlin, strangely enough, scared him. His mom grabbed the wailing five year-old and rushed out of the shop, somehow mad at Grandpa. He glared at Jake.
"What are we going to do with you?" Grandpa said to himself.
"We can bind him to his work, if that's what you want. In that case, we can tie him up with some shackles in the back," Fu said. Grandpa gave him a strange look. "Kidding!" Fu said defensively. "But seriously, I have them."
Jake and Grandpa just stared.
The next day at school, Jake could see Spud and Rose talking. "Oh crap, they're probably talking about me," Jake sighed. He went over to try and hear what they were saying.
"Okay, I'll pick you up at 8," Spud said. "Oh... hey, Jake."
Jake smiled. He had never heard Spud talk to... 'smooth' before.
"Bye, baby," Rose said. She and Spud kissed.
Jake then had some involuntary twitching going on his eye. It was just about to get worse.
"Jake... what's up with you?"
Jake fainted.
END
Lol, um... it's short, but at least he updated. Later, all.